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You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !True Neutral Gnome Sorceror (1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-9
Dexterity-12
Constitution-13
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-14
Charisma-9
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : High
Antisocial Personality Disorder : High
Borderline Personality Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : High
Avoidant Personality Disorder : High
Dependent Personality Disorder : High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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Likes: People who can take a joke; salty and/or crunchy food; metaphors; anyone with a higher GPA than me; giant robots; monotonous tasks; walking; talented musicians; Quentin Tarantino; hugs; extra-pulpy orange juice; anything that's freaking awesome.
Dislikes: Politicians; the IRS; people who use computers but don't know how to use them; black-and-white photos rendered that way solely for artistic purposes; French whores; anything with long-lasting effects/consequences; people who follow stereotypes; otaku

My Blog

The Perfect Boyfriend

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.Just read this, it will make a difference.If only everyone could see this and u...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:33:00 GMT

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipe.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!The following is the recipe for making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.Part 1: PreparationFirst, begin by gathering the raw ingredients for the sandwich.  A good ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:34:00 GMT

20 things the perfect woman would do.

Since some "independent" and conceited woman made a page about 20 things the perfect guy would do, why not have an insecure asshole man write 20 things the perfect woman would do?1.  Know when to...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:49:00 GMT

Rules for Life

It doesn't matter how much you give, there will always be greedy bastards out to take more. Don't take time out of work to enjoy life's simple pleasures (you'll get fired). Unless you're rich, noth...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:12:00 GMT

I has been tagged

The rules are: once you have been tagged, you have towrite a blog with ten weird, random things, facts, or habitsabout yourself. At the end you choose ten people to betagged, list their names, and why...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:59:00 GMT

The interpretation of dreams

There's something wrong with me.  I know there is.  How do I know this?  Well, it's mostly the dreams I've been having recently.  They're insane.  I'd like to share with you t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:50:00 GMT

To one of the greatest series ever

The final episode of Stargate SG-1 just aired.  Now what am I supposed to watch on Friday nights?  Oh well.  You had a good run, and you went for ten whole seasons.  You beat out e...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 17:15:00 GMT

The Incoherent Babbling pledge of allegiance

I pledge my undying loyalty to the boards of [AS] home of IB And to the retarded ones for which it is not understood One message board Ruled by Mods Incoherent With cliches and boredom for all
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:06:00 GMT

Ninja poetry

"Flower, Pretty Flower"Flower, pretty flowerI stop to smell youYou take my nose awayWait a minuteWhy are you so sharp?You are not a flowerNow I have no noseFace, bloody face"Black"Black black blackBla...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:24:00 GMT

Love story

This is a story about a man who loved a woman, a man who thought the flame of their love could never diminish. But it did. What had once been a dance had become a battle. They fought and fought. And t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 21:44:00 GMT