blowholes, fuck-sticks, clownboats, asshats, dillweeds; Javier Bardem; Kehinde Wiley; explainers, patrons, sumptuarys, faux-teurs (not really. just wanted to say it), appropriators, appreciators, ameliorators, autocthonous redhots or distance learners, cowboy types, cheap thrillers, neck kissers, people who know that "Pakistan" is (sort of) an acronym. And whoever came up with the idea for a fleet of mobile document shredding trucks. That sort. But mostly just you; and you know EXACTLY who you are.