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Maryam

You can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too.

About Me

"YOU'RE ON NOTICE!"
You Belong in San Francisco
You crave an eclectic, urban environment. You're half California, half NYC.
You're open minded, tolerant, and secretly think you're the best.
People may dismiss you as a hippie, but you're also progressive, interesting, and rich! Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?

My Interests

Football--GO NINERS!, Baseball--GO GIANTS!, Astrology, Tarot, Patron Silver, GOOD hip-hop, Liberalism (Conservatives drive me nuts), Camping, Shopping, Dave Chappelle, Football, Ancient History, KNBR 680 Sports Radio, Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, Christmas, The Color Pink, Classic Rock, Football, Cooking, Modern Art, Laurell K. Hamilton novels, Astronomy, Vivid Entertainment (Janine is my ideal woman), Football, The California Coastline, Pale Ales (esp. Sierra Nevada), Ink, Soccer (Man U!), Live Music, Disneyland, Texas Hold 'Em & Hustler clothing....did i mention Football? =) TWO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MEN IN THE WORLD SHARE MY BIRTHDAY

I'd like to meet:

MY HUSBANDS......Fine and More Fine.. MY
NEW HUSBAND Perfection.

Music:

Hendrix, Zeppelin, Santana, Pink Floyd, the Stones, Depeche Mode, Metallica, Black Sabbath, the Doors, Janis Joplin, G&R, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Aerosmith, Bush, System of a Down, Garbage, RHCP, Staind, Audioslave (& Soundgarden..Chris Cornell is a GOD), Weezer, Pearl Jam, 311, Duran Duran, Del the Funky Homosapien, Mac Dre, Andre Nickatina, Mac Mall, Redman, Method Man, Wu-Tang, Outkast, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Mos Def, Slim Thug, Ludacris, T.I., Alchemist, Living Legends, N.E.R.D., DMX (first 2 albums), Daz Dillinger, Yukmouth, Jadakiss, Kanye (can't knock those beats!), The Frontline, Jay-Z (when he doesn't suck), Suga Free, Lupe Fiasco, Bob Marley, Barrington Levy, Eek-a-Mouse, Gregory Isaacs, Sean Paul, Musiq, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, Goapele, Maxwell, Beastie Boys, Sublime, Maroon 5, Jack Johnson, George Michael, Amy Winehouse (=PIMP), Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake, Journey, Buena Vista Social Club... GO NINERS

Movies:

STAR WARS--any of them, but especially Empire Strikes Back, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2 (I have a hard-on for Tarantino), Blow, Scarface, Goodfellas, Motorcycle Diaries, It's a Wonderful Life (I also have a hard-on for Xmas, go figure), Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, All the President's Men, The Polar Express (I cry EVERY time), Malcolm X, Finding Nemo, American Beauty, Hitch, Love Actually, Schindler's List, Fever Pitch, The Little Mermaid (yay Disney!), Chasing Amy, Die Hard With a Vengeance, When Harry Met Sally, T2: Judgement Day, Indiana Jones trilogy, Apocalypse Now, Interview With the Vampire, The Goonies, Godfather trilogy (tho I didn't really dig Number 3 too much), Matrix trilogy, A Beautiful Mind, JFK, Casino, Terms of Endearment, Any Given Sunday, Fight Club, Forget Paris, Tommy Boy, Coming to America, Something's Gotta Give, The Client, Walk the Line, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Annie Hall, Trading Places, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Stand By Me, Major League (#2 was funny too), Caddyshack, The Golden Child, Beverly Hills Cop Trilogy, Rebel Without a Cause, Super Troopers, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, White Chicks, City of God, Beerfest (Das Boot!), The Departed, Blood Diamond, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Superbad (gotta love McLovin!)FUCK BUSH
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Television:

ESPN, The History Channel, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Seinfeld, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, That 70's Show, Nip/Tuck, Sex & the City, Miami Ink, LA Ink, Weeds, The Office, Robot Chicken, Reno 911!, Scrubs, Entourage

Heroes:

Malcolm X, Ghandi, Che, Bill Walsh...you know, all the big ones... Number 1, however, is my mom. She is my whole world..she's pretty bad-ass! =)

My Blog

interesting test...

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>           You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely...
Posted by Maryam on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:34:00 PST

I Wonder....

I wonder what it means to be loved. How does it feel?  How does it taste?  Smell?  Sound?  Do the sensations in your body mirror sensations felt in your heart?  Do your senses...
Posted by Maryam on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

Blood Diamond(s)

"Good Morning, this ain't Vietnam, stillPeople lose hands, legs, arms for real..."I wanted to start off by saying yes, this movie is amazing. Go see it. I think I would have paid TWENTY dollars to see...
Posted by Maryam on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

sports fans, trades, etc.

All Rite. Gotta vent for a minute.Professional sports are called so for a reason: professi.."PROFESSION"-al=career=$$$$.A lot of fans have been ticked off as of late with the various trades that have ...
Posted by Maryam on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:10:00 PST

The Notebook

All right, I finally succumbed. After months of refusing to watch this damn movie, I decided--sooo unwisely--to spend my Sunday evening watching it.  Wow. I'm sure I was the last female on the pl...
Posted by Maryam on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:26:00 PST