Siam Orchid

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who absolutely never stops scatting to the kitchest songs known to man. Only then will I feel that I am fully justified in killing another homo sapien.

Music:

Anything that turns my mind into luke warm soup. Not fussed about the flavour, oxtails alright.

Labels:
Merck, Ninja Tune, Warp, Tru-Thoughts, others.

Artists:
Phil Collins (Shut your face. A fan up until the age of 10 was I. I'll always have a special place in my heart for you Phil and your shiney nut perch. Love you, x).

Just in case you're reading this Phil, just to let you know , I always knew the chances of us meeting and sharing an intense, manly platonic love with each other, was slim. So I put together this here internet radio station to honour your life and your work. It is entitled:

The round soundtrack to the 'Yin Yang Electromantic Creation'

Movies:

Weird ones where nothing much happens.

Television:

Anti expression cream!!! The robots aren't going to take over. We're going to turn ourselves into the frigging things. Basically . . with free view, it's a choice between 'Scrubs','Friends','War Documentaries', a good film that you 've seen before on film 4 or David Attenborough. Hornblower was on at some point. That was nice.

Books:

Brave New World, 1984, The Unbearable Lightness Of Being, Asimov's 'Foundation' Epic, An Actor Prepares, Frankenstein

Heroes:

That bloke that shaves himself with one swift quick stroke on those Gillette adverts.