"Emma, your a proper English girl. With a lil bit of cockney on the side." 
"Emz, you're all the Catherine Tate characters moulded into one."
"Your such a Posh farmer"
"OMGD You're a human jukebox!!"
"You're officialy the only girl I know that likes getting muddy" 
"Mount Everest? More like mount EMERest"
I'm a Coffin Dodger. Nah, Seriously..
And yes, i laugh at my own jokes.
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