"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, Trust in me and fall as well"
"Stick your hate to me"
"I am what you despise"
"Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, but I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud, so fuck you"
"I'm a self-destructive piece of shit"
"I don't even care no more; I'm watching the world collapse around me"
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 23%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality || 10%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fatass
Birthday: 9/3/84
Birthplace: New Orleans, Louisiana
Current Location: Long Beach, Mississippi
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: i couldn't tell you. i don't keep up with that shit.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: too much shit to go into
The Shoes You Wore Today: the shoes i wear everyday.
Your Weakness: my big ass
Your Fears: suffocating in my own fat pockets.
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose a hundred pounds.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you, you fucking cunt.
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck i'm tired...i'm going back to sleep.
Your Best Physical Feature: my man tits.
Your Bedtime: when my fat gets too heavy to carry.
Your Most Missed Memory: weighing 96 pounds when i was a freshman in high school.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: either one will do
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no. i have enough problems as it is.
Do you Swear: all the fucking time.
Do you Sing: only when the music's loud enough and i know the words well enough
Do you Shower Daily: nope. once or twice a week.
Have you Been in Love: a few times.
Do you want to go to College: fuck college.
Do you want to get Married: i'm already married to my palm.
Do you belive in yourself: just enough that i don't get depressed and kill myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no.
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck no. i'm too fat.
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no.
Do you get along with your Parents: as well as i can.
Do you like Thunderstorms: not especially.
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no.
In the past month have you Smoked: no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a couple times.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no. i refuse to eat that shit.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole dildos from a porn store cuz i'm a fat cocksucker like that.
Ever been Drunk: no.
Ever been called a Tease: nope. i'm too easy for that.
Ever been Beaten up: all the god damn time. i'm such a pathetic little bitch.
Ever Shoplifted: see "have you stolen anything?"
How do you want to Die: a skinny little nazi who hates fat people will approach me one day and stab the shit out of me and drain my body of my fat, blood, vital organs, bones, and anything else that could be sold on the black market.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: skinny.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i don't give a fuck.
Favourite Hair Color: don't give a fuck.
Short or Long Hair: long.
Height: don't give a fuck. but the taller girls generally seem to take an interest in me...
Weight: again, i don't give a fuck.
Best Clothing Style: makes no fuckin difference to me.
Number of Drugs I have taken: just pot. but that was years ago.
Number of CDs I own: over 50, that's all i know.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0. fuck regret.
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : High
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Low
Avoidant Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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