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Awful Waffle

I am here for Friends

About Me

I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU AN INVITATION TO THE PANTS PARTY. PLEASE DONT FORGET TO PET THE MONKEY ON YOUR WAY OUT

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

derek zoolander - so he can show me how to be really really rediculously good looking and the secret behind magnum. hansel - he's so hot right now. frank the tank - he's crazy, i like him, but he's crazy. all hotties - cuz i'm sure they've read really interesting things that i would care about (lies). and your mom... weeeeeeeeee

My Blog

happy happy fun time?

so here's the deal.... was up gangsta early at 8 am.  went and picked up a tv for the living room in moms place.  the old one is broken and the living room has been used like none since it w...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:16:00 GMT

reason for the name

so i think i found my calling.  i know what i wanna do for when i grow up.  im currently in training to become a professional llama wrestler.  now i know what you must be thinking, but ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:32:00 GMT

holiday wishes

soooooo its been a while since i have done anything so imma put up random things about my vacation san antonio - always fun.  goddaughter loves to slap me in the head as she pretends im a ho...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:51:00 GMT

i love waffle house

recently entered a waffle house essay contest... hopefully i win a lifetime supply of waffles or something close to this... if not, i hope the judges get herpies my essay : i love waffle house for m...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:01:00 GMT

cornrolls...

yea more procrastination =)  anyways, here is a question...  should i get my pubicles cornrolled.  i mean seriously, it would make my junk look huuuuj.  and bein half asian, i nee...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 00:51:00 GMT

good ol heb

so.... going thru the ol heb.  doing the shopping thing as usual.  the same girl as usual that works there looks my way and smiles.  as i smile back 3 things pop in my head 1....
Posted by on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:35:00 GMT

drunken mothers...

hmmm...  went to san antonio for my mothers birthday party at a korean lounge...  new experiences.  new things.  things that make me say ... oh nice.  seeing your mom drunk a...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:46:00 GMT