112 Man Laws...The guy that wrote this is single for sure...lol |
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:33:00 GMT |
I Believe.... |
I Believe... A Birth Certificate shows that we were born, A Death Certificate shows that we died, Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly.I Believe... Th...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:34:00 GMT |
Beer Quotes |
You can never buy beer, you just rent it.-- "Archie Bunker"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.-- Al BundyDo not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make lo...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:37:00 GMT |
Jay Leno is right!!! Read This!!!! |
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see...."The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the sou...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:13:00 GMT |
I.C.E. EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! |
ICE Campaign - 'In Case of Emergency'
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:47:00 GMT |
CHECK THIS OUT LOL!!!! |
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Myspace and Facebook meet in person.
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Myspace and Facebook meet in person.
Facebook: Hey.MySpace: Sup.Facebook: So hows it going?MySpace: It's going great, actually....
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:49:00 GMT |
BEER VS PUSSY |
I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU GUYS.........
A beer is always wet.A pussy needs encouragement.Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot.A pussy tastes better served ho...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:17:00 GMT |
"ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" |
A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet."Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"Emba...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:57:00 GMT |
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS |
Catholic School Girls-------------------------------------------------------
-------------------A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. Theyare all in heaven trying to ent...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:54:00 GMT |
Bar Jokes |
A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waite...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 00:15:00 GMT |
