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Crystal

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn...

About Me

Currently I am trying to become a Police Officer with the Charles County Sheriff's Office but for now I am just working there as a Cadet. I am very opinionated, so if I say anything that you don't like, please don't get offended and just tell me. There isn't much to do in Waldorf so I try to just hang out with my friends and get something going from there. I am also selling Mary Kay now so if there is anyone out there that would like to try the products or would like to purchase something, just send me an e-mail and I will be happy to help you out!

My Interests

I love hanging out with my friends. Since there is nothing to do in Waldorf, I really don't have too many hobbies.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone that will treat me right and will want to have a relationship and not just some meaningless month. A person who won't lie to me or cheat on me. I want someone who will not mind to hang out with my friends and will respect me and the things that I do. I would love to have someone who likes me for me and not just wanting one thing. I am looking for a person that will respect my profession and that will not back down just because of what I want to do.

Music:

Anything really. I listen to most music.

Movies:

Super Troopers, SWAT, Saving Private Ryan, Euro Trip, Blue Colar Comedy Tour. I watch basically anything.

Books:

Anything police related or mystery related.

My Blog

In Memory of Wallace Eugene Parum

In Memory of Wallace Eugene Parum...Died December 5, 2006. He will be missed. Please don't call with fake shit. If you care...feel free. Thanks to all my friends for being there. Love you guys.
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

Who are Cops?

Who Are Cops?We're the people that you may see every day and night. We're the people that you depend on one way or another. We're working for you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.When yo...
Posted by Crystal on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

Boys Cheat code to girls

WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR-PLAY WITH MY HAIR..WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU- CHASE ME..WHEN I POUT MY LIPS- KISS ME..WHEN I KICK & PUNCH- HOLD ME TIGHT..WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER..WHEN...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

Confused

I don't understand why I try so hard to please people, and they still screw me over. I just don't understand why people think that I don't want to be with them, even though me and this person have be...
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

Comebacks for the ladies!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one wi...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:52:00 PST

When the Lord created Police Officers

When the Lord was creating police officers, he was into his sixthday of overtime when an Angel appeared and said,"You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."And the Lord said, "Have you read t...
Posted by Crystal on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

Who wants to be my Valentine

this is the "be my valentine" applicationname:age:phone number:height:weight[if you want]:do you drive:state/city you live in:school or workgrade:may i call/ text you?:single or taken:would you date m...
Posted by Crystal on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:54:00 PST

My weekend

OK.  So this is how my weekend went.  I know that I have two jobs but OMG I am going to die with all this working at the Disney Store.  Not to mention that I was there until 0130 on Sun...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:50:00 PST

I'm this Girl

I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...I'm the girl who you can ta...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:44:00 PST

Things you should do for her...

1] . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)2] Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.3] Kiss her on the forehead.4] Leave her voice messages to wake up to.5] Alway...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST