Hello you bunch of swines! I dont really use myspace anymore because it's so 2006 and using a more modern social networking site like facebook makes me feel cutting edge and semi-cool. So if when you absolutly positivly must speak to a Shay Faulkner (i should be a movie star with such a wonderful name) then your best of searching for my perfectly buffed ass on FACEBOOK. It won't be that hard now will it? Your not likely to come accross toooo many Shay Faulkners and if you do i'm easily spotted. I'm the super sexy cool one with a massive but somewhat beautiful head. Hmm might as well say a little bit about myself while i'm here directing my ever decreasing list of myspace "friends" to my facebook page. I'm 22 years old. This year i graduated from Bournemouth uni. I studied 3d computer animation and did pretty well. I wanted to become a 3d and 2d artist and guess what? I am! I'm currently working on loads and loads of online adverts for some products from some big big names like Sainsburys, boots, argos, comet, topman, blah blah blah ect ect ect.
Everything is going just peachy in my life at the moment. I have a great girlfriend in the form of the beautiful miss sarah hayes, a great job, i live in the great town of bournemouth in a pretty little flat near the beach. I belive in taking care of myself, you only get one life why cut it short by treating yourself like shit. I dont drink very often, i never smoke, never touched drugs apart from one time where i let a big pile of golden brown lick my bottm. I'm basically pure and innocent. I hope that i'm a nice person. I try and help my friends who im loyal to when there in need knowing that they help me when i'm down too. I've got everyone i need in my life to be happy but im always willing to let people in. Take care.
I'm a little bit of an obsessive compulsive. I don't go round flicking light switches and washing my hands until you can see my bones or any of that bollox. My obsession is being right and knowing everything. There is actually nothing i love more then changing someones mind. I'm not very tactful with how i say things sometimes. If i think something needs to be said i'll say it in a crisp to the point way.
I hate supperstition of any kind. This is particually inclusive of nutcase religions but not there zombie followers. They can't help being infected. Its our job to cure them by showing them the light :).
Merry Fucking Xmas
