I am a drunk .. but in between my drunken stupers I'm a tattoo artist. I work at Explixit Ink (www.Explicitinktattoos.net). in Grand Rapids and the Creation Station in Newaygo. I'm obsessed with devirginizing the skin and trading cool/weird shit for tattoos. I think that skin is one of the most exciting mediums to work with and someday would love to find away to collect the tattoos of other people .. mwa ha ha ha. (no but seriously putting all creepiness aside that would be sweet.)
I believe in freedom of speech, equality of women, the kindess of others, that the president is a raging idiot (obviously I am not Republican), and that Tori Amos is my soulmate .. and someday we will have sex. Um let's see .. I'm a horrible speller, I like to eat noodles with chopsticks, and I'm a big ol homo who is learning to accept the fact that I will never be sexy, hot, nor dangerous and am doomed to be called "cute" for the rest of my life. My favorite color is shiney, my favorite food is cereal (preferably Raisin Bran .. it keeps me regular), and my favorite day of the week is Wednesday becasue it's hump day. My circulatory system thrives on alcohol, caffine, and nicotine. Some of my hobbies include painitng/airbrushing, playing with my drums, laughing at people when they fall down, collecting music, and spending time with the love of my life .. my black lab Beatrice (she is my princess). I enjoy immature toilet humor and lame jokes, PIRATES (cuz I am one), video games, talking backwards, playing dice, banging on stuff, weird art projects, getting hit in the throat, rainy days and thunder storms, photography, making mixed tapes (cd's .. whatever), spooning, sleeping all day, zombie movies, cartoons, getting sirley, hanging out wiff ma friends .. and holding hands, candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach. THE END
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