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Lili

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About Me

Find me on FACEBOOK for new pictures, I never really check myspace anymoreFor all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. In a nutshell? Born in Mexico thanks to my parents being full fledged hitchhiking hippies. My first 12 years of life were spent travleing through the States and attending way too many different schools. This is due to my dad who took jobs around the country at oil rigs and welding jobs as they came up. Then at the age of 12 I ended up hitchhiking down to Mexico spent my time traveling through Mexico, seen it all, till I was 20. Then a few years in USA, Canada and 7 years in West Africa. I've been here for almost three years and love most of it and am not planning on going anywhere for awhile. I would love to go to Disneyland though. LOL! I can tend to be a homebody, (my freinds are laughing at this point, they know my party animal side too!) I guess making up for all my years of traveling. ( I have a feeling though the wanderer in me will be screaming to let loose again soon!) Ideally I will travel the world after my kids leave home, but for now I have to settle for "normal" life. I am dying to get tattoed, has been something I've wanted since I was a kid, but just can never get the right tattoo idea. I think about it way too much though, it's something I'll most likely be thinking about till I get one, then again knowing me I'll want more and more. I have two really close friends Raquel and Malika who besides my daughters are the only stable things in my life. (That's funny cause Raquel is anything but stable. LOL!) I have six brothers and sisters and 13(soon to be 14)nephews and neices. A wonderful, talented Dad and a Mom who has put up with so much in her life and keeps plugging away, she's great! What more could I ask for? I have views on things but am open to changing them when I hear a valid argument. I'm not here to flirt or get hit on. If you're in my "top" list then I most likely know you personally or find you really interesting. Why myspace? Well I like to keep in touch with my friends I've known and/or lived with from around the world and this is a great place to do that. More later.. maybe...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one in particular.... unless you're downright funny, love to play, can get crazy, have something interesting to say and won't get pissed off like some diva. Otherwise I'm fine with the people I already know. I'd love to get to know Mike Myers and David Spade though. So if you know them introduce us... Pluheeeze!

and things I'd LOVE to do before I die.. to name a few... See a live UFC main event, go to a Superbowl game, see Asia and Europe, and publish a book, go skydiving and go cross country on a motorcycle, oh and win a million dollars, I mean why not?! and you don't need to know...

I hate it when people push things on the top shelf towards the back where I can't reach them. They know I'm short so why??!!

I got blamed once for swatting an on duty policeman's bottom... it wasn't me.. it was Rachel but anyway I apoligized for it.

Flirting has gotten me in some real big trouble and yet I never learn.

I have a horrible voice and yet I sing, I have no rythym and yet I dance.

I love Ellen's idea of a new show "Showering with Celebrities".

My friends are young and crazy .. and I love 'em.

Rachel has ruined my hair countless times and yet I would never let anyone else mess with it. Maybe cause it's free with Rachel?

I want to learn how to "Curl".

I love extreme sports but could never do it, like ugly men who watch porn but can't get any.

I love making fun of cult songs and I know hundreds of 'em. seriously.

I add people to my friends list but then delete them when I get bored.

I hate hearing people arguing, I just don't get it.

I met Bruce Willis and it didn't phase me. (and yet I bother to mention it)

I met the President of a country.. it sucked I'd rather have a beer any day.

I have a coat that looks like it was in Brokeback Mountain but I had it BEFORE the movie came out.

When people ask me where I'm from I don't know the answer.

Someone once tried to convince me Heaven is in the moon. I didn't fall for it.

My Blog

Go ahead throw the first stone...

I don't know if I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed or just pissed cause anger feels good sometimes, but regardless of the reason, I'm feelin' all cynical. Maybe one reason is because I h...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:03:00 GMT

Drawer of Horror

The other day I was cleaning out a long forgotten drawer where I had been emptying my pockets and purse after a night out, usually a drunken one, but hey that's another story all together, anyhoo...&n...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:18:00 GMT

She came BTW!

Some guy ate out a gal on her pussy-flow I guess!
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 18:27:00 GMT

Brings new meaning to Buttbreath

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishableby death.(Like THAT makes sense.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:26:00 GMT

It all comes down to playng with myself!

So I always sleep on a weekend morning, well actually I normally go to sleep in the morning, but my body clock is screwed up now thanks to having to live on the edge, which includes waking up early ev...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:15:00 GMT

good morning Fuckers!

Ever been on the subway in the morning rush hour? well I have but it's normally me on the way home after partying all night. hee hee evil me! but no I'm one of those who now wakes up via alarm, n...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:12:00 GMT

Candyman

My Mommy always told me not to take candy from strangers, now I understand why... 
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 18:51:00 GMT

FOUND: Boytoy.. any reward being offered?

Hey are any of you gals missing your boy-toy? He's wearing, well was wearing, leather chaps, spurs and a cowboy hat, really not my thing, but hey he was wandering aimlessly through my house the other ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Anyone need a pill?

I'm now an Auntie to four neices and nine nephews, here's the latest addition! My nephew, ..... Congradulations Jayne! Oh and I hear number fifteen is on it's way too! Wow! Christmas is a killer!
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:50:00 GMT

Catching up with ya!!

Good morning! I know I've neglected you all, but I wanted to quickly drop a line to my friends while I'm finishing my coffee! First all to my gals I lived with in Mexico , hola!!!  It sure is nice to ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:29:00 GMT