I'm female. I'm 27. I'm an aquarius. I'm addicted to carbs. I'm an Ani whore. At 5 ft tall, cute is the best I'll ever be. I'm an underachiever. I laugh when I get nervous. I laugh harder when people get hurt. I hate my poetry. I am selfish, but I love selflessly. I'm an extroverted introvert. I've been published five times. I love being silly. I act tougher than I am. I'm too weak to cry infront of people. I am always on a diet. I never lose any weight. I've got quick wit and southern charm. I blush easily. Don't comment me saying "you're hot", this is getting you nowhere. I will love you forever, but in different ways. I flirt with everyone, don't flatter yourself, lol. I say "lol" way too much. Don't request to be my friend if I haven't met you and I have to give a last name, that is just stupid. I always have to have the last word, even if it is silent. I'm Greek-Irish. I've had some Italian in me...thank you. Everything I say has a double meaning. I have a dirty mouth. I love hip bones. I hide my eyes when I have a crush. I have long brown hair. I'm playful. I've lived on an island. I've been trapped in a cage. I've gone from beauty pagents to boot camp. I've been beaten, but you will never break me.