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I LITTER SO YOUR DAD HAS A JOB

About Me

me, straight loungin' at my usual watering hole knockin' one back

steelers broncos aftermath
Earl Weaver, former manager for the Baltimore Orioles, on Baseball
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."
Life is about who you love and who you hurt. It's about how you feel about yourself. It's about TRUST, happiness, and compassion. It's about sticking up for your friends and replacing inner hate with love. Life is about avoiding jealousy, kicking ignorance in the balls, and building confidence. It's about what you say and what you mean. It's about seeing people for who they are and not what they have. Most of all, it's about love, happiness, and everyone knowing that they can count on you. These choices are what life's really about. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart smashed probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts and get yours broken too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll realize your best friend is a piece of shit. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take pictures every chance you get, laugh, drink and love like you've never been bruised.
In all honesty, my parents think that I am constantly drunk as I carve a swath of destruction through my life, leaving nothing but empty vodka bottles, and funny walking whores in my wake. Now, while it is true that I am like that sometimes, other times I am indistinguishable from any other regular guy.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

My Interests

Baseball, 4x4s, Fishing, Camping, Road trips, Beaches, Surfing, CENTRAL AMERICA, Cheese, Klondike Bars, Sushi, Snowboarding, Sexy Time, Booze, LAND ROVERS, Spumoni Ice Cream, New Places, COSTA RICA, Chicks in wife beaters

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet the son of a bitch who tells his dogs to shit in my yard every morning.

Chicks in wife beaters who will drink pints of whiskey with me and watch King of Queens

"During a talk show in early 1995, Buchanan's liberal co-host (during the lovely CROSSFIRE, remember?!?!) mentioned Senator Jesse Helms' support for right-wing tyrants in Latin America. Buchanan shouted, "You just wait, you just wait," but was interrupted by a commercial. As soon as they were off the air, he burst out laughing and said, red faced, that he nearly had said on air, "You just wait until 1996, then you'll see a real right-wing tyrant."

....Damn Bill Clinton and Bob Dole and all the other nonsense distractions. Cant you SEE? THIS amazing bastard should've been our President

oh...and of course

holy hell do these two look alike or what?
Jeremy Piven + Scott Peterson

I'M BACK HOME!

murphy is SO my best friend....and spotter

rover rally

My Friend Space
Ethan has shit tons of friends and 1 girlfriend.

Murphy

Spicoli

Jon

Nicole

The 2nd Grade Romance

Nikki

Katie

EMILIA!

Iron Mike Tyson

Ed

Dubya

Jack

Borat

JEW LOOK MARVELOUS

Deane Dreams

The King

Busey

Amber

Scarah

Pee Pee Head

Music:

JACK JOHNSON, G Love, Rage, AEROSMITH, NIN, Charlie Hunter Quartet, LED ZEPPELIN, Tom Petty, Joe Walsh, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Alice In Chains, ROLLING STONES, Cake, Pink Floyd, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, Blues Traveler, Van Morrison, Matchbox 20, DAVE MATTHEWS, Offspring, Lynard Skynard, Johnny Cash, U2, Hootie and the Blowfish, Bruce Springsteen, Afroman, SUBLIME

Movies:

August 2006 Compilation



THE BIG LEBOWSKI, Magnolia, Boiler Room, The Game, Surviving the Game, VANILLA SKY, anything Chris Farley, Shawshank Redemption, The Recruit, SNATCH, Layercake, The Count of Monte Cristo, SUPER TROOPERS

Television:

Denver, CO

Pittsburgh, PA

BOOZE DOES FUNNY THINGS TO PEOPLE

i'll always love you laura =)

Breakers Resort, Palm Beach, FL 12/05
Taylor Pass (Aspen Side)

Books:

The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks.

Heroes:



Jerome Bettis

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My Blog

Free Johnny Walker=Pepper Spray?

this one was written by my buddy Jon. So instead of copying and pasting i'll link you to his blog. I had completely forgotten this story but its a classic.Click me...
Posted by E on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST

Break-Up Template

Since I go through such a large volume of would be ex-wives, I've decided to standardize my break-up letter in an effort to save time. Enjoy!   ---------------------------------------------------...
Posted by E on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:42:00 PST

ATTENTION LADIES

Lately I've been forced to listen to an unhealthy, excess amount of bitching from females complaining that men "don't know what they want".  Because, of course if thes...
Posted by E on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:48:00 PST

DENVER

Many of you were never made aware of the incident literally days before my interview here in Pittsburgh. I thought with St Patty's day right around the corner I'd blog about it. Not because it occurre...
Posted by E on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

BEST FRIENDS

Alright, so I've been getting bugged to publish more nonsense bullshit that happens to me. A good follow-up story to Eric ALMOST going to jail would MOST CERTAINLY be one of the 'Eric Goes to JAIL' st...
Posted by E on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:43:00 PST

THANKSGIVING BOOZE HOUNDS

THANKSGIVING 2005For those of you that don't know, I just recently moved out to Pittsburgh a couple months ago from Colorado so this Thanksgiving I was without family. Being over 32 driving hours...
Posted by E on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:04:00 PST

CRAZIEST GIRL ON MYSPACE!!!!!

MEET THE CRAZIEST GIRL ON MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!   I tried being nice. I really did. But she pushed. She's nuts. I can't explain. So I attached ALL correspondence between her and ...
Posted by E on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 06:27:00 PST

Annual Halloween Pubcrawl

Hosted By: Gerry DaughertyWhen: Saturday Oct 29, 2005at 7:00 PMWhere: Station Square/Mt. WashingtonPittsburgh, PA 15201USDescription:Gerry Daugherty Click Here To View Event...
Posted by E on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:42:00 PST

little people...

After all these years. Only to find out there never was a brontosaurus (sp?). Now, a groundbreaking discovery proves that leprechauns rode around on miniature pony sized dwarf elephants...
Posted by E on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:17:00 PST

i'm going to make golden retriever soup

so i have this problem...my dog recently ate a pair of kenneth cole shoes that i bought in waikiki a few years back. By far my favorite pair of shoes ever. If they hadn't been bought at the retail sho...
Posted by E on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:01:00 PST