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the girl least likely to

She lives for the written word and people come second or possibly third.

About Me

I am not a has-been.
I am a will be.

The name's Lauren, nice tomeet you.
In my 16 years I have lived a life of experience.
Some good, some bad and some life-changing.
I think I'm pretty wise beyond those 16 years.
But sometimes I slip, like when I forget I hate toffee.
And then have to spit it out.
Now I don't want to be like the Moyola...
The harping on part not the pleasuring you beneath the trees part.
(It's a heaney joke-few will understand)
So I'll keep this brief.
I love being my own person and experiencing life my own way without succumbing to peer pressure.
I love television shows that hit a nerve, it's all about LOST & Ugly Bety at the moment.
And I ♥ ♥ ♥ my friends.
I hope to one day possess a gay best friend and pose as his beard on the holidays when he has to visit his overbearing mother.
And then I hope to move out into the suburbs of the US and end up marrying a Senator.
A Democrat-natch.
I wish I could write the most incredible lyrics like Morrissey does.
And I wish I looked cool with a cigarette.
But alas, I could never do the latter so I'll have to stick with my bubble pipe.
I've only been tipsy twice.
And I can't do the macarena.
I'm what's known as a statistical infrequency.
But as we all learnt in psych, that's not Necessarily a bad thing.
♥♥♥
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Flashes before
Your eyes

In brief...

I love you
penny.


♥♥

I try to be like
♥Grace Kelly- but all her looks were too sad because she had grace.
♥Marianne Faithfull-Because she hung out with Mick & Keith.
♥Patti Boyd-Because Layla, Something & Wonderful Tonight were written about her.
♥Pippa Haywood-Because she's just lovely.
♥Janice Dickinson-Just because.

I'm the love of your life...remember?
You are officially released from beard duty. Consider yourself shaved.
the perfect friendship. marc and amanda.
Favourite ugly betty quotes
And these are the people who get the Jimmy Choo.
The what?
The boot.
What?
Gone!
Huh?
Later skater.
You're not here to stitch
You're here to snitch.
She wants information bitch.
I'm sorry I thought we were rhyming.
Alan, it's over. Don't contact me. You will never feel my super vagina again.

My Interests

life. laughter. love.
the shuffle button.
the whole kitandcaboodle.

True love All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us. And you have her. I will wait for you. Always. I love you.

The Smiths & Morrissey Who knows (who knows)
If it's real
Or just something we're both dreaming of
What seems like an interlude now
Could be the beginning of love

My Best Friend's Wedding Then, you're off your chair in one exquisite movement. Wondering, searching, sniffing the wind like a dappled deer. Has God heard your little prayer? Will Cinderella dance again? And then suddenly the crowds part and there he is. Sleek, stylish and radiant with charisma and bizarrely he's on the telephone but then so are you. And then he comes towards you, the moves of a jungle cat. And though you quite correctly sense that he is...gay like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are you think 'What the hell. Life goes on.' Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex but by god there'll be dancing.

Truly Madly Deeply I really, truly, madly, deeply love you.

Ugly Betty A word of advice, be who you are, wear what you want, just learn how to run real fast.

Green Wing Don’t be soft, there’s nothing wrong with it. Look. [Touching jacket.] Fatal RTA, [Touching trousers.] fatal RTA. [Puts feet on her desk and points to her shoes.] Stroke victim. I waited three days for these. Saves me a fortune.

Wilhelmina Slater Marc! That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen! Someone's getting a raise.

I'd like to meet:



My Blog

Old About Me

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Posted by the girl least likely to on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:21:00 PST

Finale DVD Signing

Me and Aimee were queuing whilst everyone got stuff signed, talking to the security guard about how long the signing would be-we worked it out to be 3 hours which I didn' think was too bad.Then we mov...
Posted by the girl least likely to on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

Pippa Haywood letter

A couple of weeks ago (the tenth of October) I wrote a letter to one of my comedy heroes- Pippa Haywood. On the twenty sixth she replied and today I received it. I am over brimming with excitement! Th...
Posted by the girl least likely to on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

Green Wing Series 2 Signing...

I was there! And thank god for myspace! Because if I didn't have myspace, I would never have joined this group, therefore would have never chatted with Aimee (spelt it right!) and therefore she would ...
Posted by the girl least likely to on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST