I am not a has-been.
I am a will be.
The name's Lauren, nice tomeet you.
In my 16 years I have lived a life of experience.
Some good, some bad and some life-changing.
I think I'm pretty wise beyond those 16 years.
But sometimes I slip, like when I forget I hate toffee.
And then have to spit it out.
Now I don't want to be like the Moyola...
The harping on part not the pleasuring you beneath the trees part.
(It's a heaney joke-few will understand)
So I'll keep this brief.
I love being my own person and experiencing life my own way without succumbing to peer pressure.
I love television shows that hit a nerve, it's all about LOST & Ugly Bety at the moment.
And I ♥ ♥ ♥ my friends.
I hope to one day possess a gay best friend and pose as his beard on the holidays when he has to visit his overbearing mother.
And then I hope to move out into the suburbs of the US and end up marrying a Senator.
A Democrat-natch.
I wish I could write the most incredible lyrics like Morrissey does.
And I wish I looked cool with a cigarette.
But alas, I could never do the latter so I'll have to stick with my bubble pipe.
I've only been tipsy twice.
And I can't do the macarena.
I'm what's known as a statistical infrequency.
But as we all learnt in psych, that's not Necessarily a bad thing.
♥♥♥
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Flashes before
Your eyes
I love you
penny.
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I try to be like
♥Grace Kelly- but all her looks were too sad because she had grace.
♥Marianne Faithfull-Because she hung out with Mick & Keith.
♥Patti Boyd-Because Layla, Something & Wonderful Tonight were written about her.
♥Pippa Haywood-Because she's just lovely.
♥Janice Dickinson-Just because.
♥
I'm the love of your life...remember?
You are officially released from beard duty. Consider yourself shaved.
the perfect friendship. marc and amanda.
Favourite ugly betty quotes
And these are the people who get the Jimmy Choo.
The what?
The boot.
What?
Gone!
Huh?
Later skater.
You're not here to stitch
You're here to snitch.
She wants information bitch.
I'm sorry I thought we were rhyming.
Alan, it's over. Don't contact me. You will never feel my super vagina again.