About Me
Yo! Whats fresh? Im Johnnny and im sweet! Im a small town boy living outside Cleveland Ohio. I go to Columbia, i fucking love my school. And my family, were polish...YAY! There laid back at times but crazy too. My friends are the same. We know how to have a good time. My friends are better than yours so suck it! We like to grab life by ass and fuck it into submission! I love sports, but im a one sport boy...SOCCER! I tried baseball but i sucked at hitting and my coach was a bitch. I wanted to snap his neck. OOOO im sooo fresh!
I LIKE: Gurls, being naked, cheetoes, chipotle, CR7, james bond, being fresh, wiffle ball, slip n slides, monster, Cleveland Browns, Man U, dodgeball, running, swimming, man thongs, party boy, sexing, Angel Face, my car, cooking, tailgating, adventures, summer, steak ums, food,penis shaped foods, Matt Damon, masterbating, family guy, big sister, Banana splits, Afros, black people, hip people, jesus, iphones, Tattoos, Europe, weiner dogs, Bloomon onions, mechanical bulls, lamp, porn, Iron man, exotic dancers and more. mmmmmmmmmm
I HATE: Casey Blake, spiders, gyros, mustard, smelly vaginas, gonnareha, chlamidyia, Hepatits B, mexico, asians but i like their food, cocky rich people, Steelers, pissy pams, mullets, hairy balls, gas prices, satan, toes, sharks, Michigan, green peas, rapists, Damon Joness, Frenchies, guys with squeky voices, chores, school, math, injuries, R Kelly, sweaty balls, constipation, roller coasters, Tila Tequilla, eating healthy, vegetables, loud noises, transformers, skanks, and some other stuff.I LOVE RACHEL GRAY! WE RAIL...ALOT...AND ITS NICE!
