For the next few minutes your about to bare witness to the most gifted human that ever existed, no need for chivalry coz chicks open doors for me, i seez every opportunity if i was ever on survivor id have permanent immunity, its nothing new to me being this incredible old timers with alzheimers say dane your unforgettable, girls they come and go sorry babe whats your name again, ive got more notches in my bed post than will chamberlin, can you blame them are you wondering how im, on some hansel type shit im so hot right now. Dane will break your heart ladies have no fear ive got more pretty women than richard gear i make boy friends jealous and husbands nervous they call me philippoussis coz i give good service, as for mail order brides im a victim of spam chicks are lining up to get a ring on my hand.. Back in school i was way way cool i topped the grade because i aint no fool all the students lined up just to hear me speak i got a trophy at assembly almost every week and on sports day i won every race and broke the high jump record with a smile on my face, i probably should have tried out for5 the national team, know what i mean, i dominate in every way, always played romeo in the high school play, never short on friends not lacking in gifts ive got lips your chick just cant resist.. all the girls say dane is such a spunk chanting my name like tibetin monks, im getting drunk off these compliments tina tunrner saw me and said im simply the best, i scored 4 clean digits in my IQ test and then i wrecked my best vest when i flexed my chest im under arrest.. the crime?? being the best and forget the rest with these gifts im blessed , you may think your up there but im the best you better take a step back when you see me flex with muscles like this im packing serious bulk leaving others green with evny like the incredable hulk, i play the stock market i always konw when to sell.. call me LJ hooker coz no one does it any better, always the trend setter people want to copy me and every body wants me like the sports car in monopoly im unstopable playing poppamatic trouble and what ever your score in boggle is mine will be double my bubble cant be burst i always finish first! im the most celebrated not at all overrated, arrogance is honesty when you look like me!!!
I Bodyboard!!!
I Believe in God
Chicks Moot Pussy
Im a happy positive guy and i smile alot. I know i can do anything i want, also things just always seem to go my way.. all the time!. These are the two things that keep me happy i would say. But as the people who know me best would know i have violent mood swings these out bursts of anger only last for a very breif period of time like a few seconds and are more amusing than damaging.
Don't hate me coz you ain't me
My friends are my family there is nothing i wouldn't do for you
And I've got arrogance down to a science
i probably did a large reverse
Click this if you honestly believe you are better than me
