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RUBY shitface(d)

we love our punk...we loves our drink...we love our drugs...WE LOVE OURSELVES!

About Me

THIS IS WHAT IM MADE FROMpunk DMs coffee tramps saying meaningful shit :p people with genuine hearts late night walks random noises vodka and lemonade hardcore salmon and eggs serving underage dreams RUBY ABSOLUTE burps banana on toast my crazy family nipples smiles and whole hearted laughs guinness london short hair being scared my amazing friends fields with wierd hippies in (and uk subs) japanese electro the old townhouse mexican jewsWOT U SEE IS WOT U GET.My photos are not made to make me look beautiful. Its just the simple pleasure of being out and happy caught in a moment. To be honest i am too rude and perverse.no shit im called ruby or sharmilla whichever you remeber i spose if i dont know u personally i couldnt give a flying fuck about you. beware i piss on peoples mums. i have an obsession with all things sexual and run my very own porn shop in ipplepen.

My Interests

Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Wonder Woman 89% Hulk 85% Robin 82% Supergirl 79% Batman 65% Superman 60% Green Lantern 55% Catwoman 55% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 20% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sharmi
Birthday: 30/5/1988
Birthplace: punkmouth(plymouth)
Current Location: nipplepenis
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5"8
Right Handed or Left Handed: rIGHT M8
Your Heritage: drunken mexican pirates
The Shoes You Wore Today: DMs
Your Weakness: the backs of my knees
Your Fears: being middle aged
Your Perfect Pizza: vegetarian with chicken!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hmm...get fatter
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeh boy
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck this
Your Best Physical Feature: mouth (bt not teeth)
Your Bedtime: nyfuckin tym
Your Most Missed Memory: breakin into ppls houses nd stealin juicy fruit chewin gum
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single...but group is mor fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no fuckin idea
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: i couldnt live without either
Do you Smoke: hmmm
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: lalalaala yep but very badly
Do you Shower Daily: no im a smelly tramp
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: alredy ther
Do you want to get Married: mayb
Do you belive in yourself: not at all...only wen im blind drunk
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes especially on ferries
Do you think you are Attractive: nono
Are you a Health Freak: no way i eat 2 much crap
Do you get along with your Parents: take a guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them...timed 2 get drenched
Do you play an Instrument: wen i hav tym
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i blame tom
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hahaha ye
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: part of nadjas yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: dancin nd falling on the "stage" at townhouse yer
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in th past month no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: tut tut
Ever been Drunk: phwaor how obvious is that?!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yerp evry day by thomas
Ever Shoplifted: y wood i tell u?
How do you want to Die: death by cock ahaha harriet loves it 2
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: who says i want 2 grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: mexico 2 find my dad...how sweet. fucker
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: i say brown but i always end up with blonde
Short or Long Hair: short or LONG mohawk
Height: not midgets..thts heathers territory
Weight: not fat lets put it tht way
Best Clothing Style: punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: what...y wood i count?
Number of CDs I own: let me go look...
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a hell of a lot

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I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO RAVE IT UUP!!! people who i met at wasted 2007!!! People who are genuinly nice and can have fun times. Lars Fred actually all of Rancid, No more italian pervs IN CAVERN. fucking blerrr...nd some more skagheads who like to GET THEIR DRILL OUT!!! tht is not a rude comment btw the boy genuinly had a drill :P

Music:

I FUCKIN LOVE MY PUNK/OI/SKA/HARDCORE/ I FUCKIN H8 EMO/RAP/SHITEY SCENE MUSIC. GOTTA WHOLE LOTA LOVE 4 THESE GUYS: Rancid, UK Subs, Adicts, Lurkers, Marilyn manson, Cocksparrer, Turbonegro, The Exploited, Dropkick Murpheys, Ramones, Sex pistols hahaha, Reel Big Fish, NOFX,Choking Victim, Horrorpops, Crass, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Leftover Crack, Lower class Brats, oi Polloi, Sick on the Bus, The Varukers, 7 seconds, Against all Authority, ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE, Aus Rotten, Uncle Fucker,2morrow goes, Dead Pets, GBH, Dead Line, BDFM, Stop cALLING, tHE dUEL, rEZUREX, Manic Hispanic,The Vandels, Distillers, Placebo, Michael Jackson, Operation Ivy, The Bronx, Horrorpops, Gogol Bordello, The Sharons, SKINDRED, the mingers, bob marley and the wailers, the random pan pipe music ppl in exeter lol, mouthwash!, skatalites, skinner box, King Blues, tokyo pinsalocks, bespa kumamero, sonic dragolgo, BHG, Municipal Waste, MXPX, Cramps, Cut ups, CUNTS, shrapnel suntan, bus station loonies, something somethings, and y nt put robolint in here aswel cn as im related?? support ur local shit!!! etc etc

Movies:

anything by tim burton...fav film THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT AND EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.1984. SID AND NANCY. Donnie. Trainspottin. waynes world. lolita. texas chainsaw original. ummm lotsa stuff that is randomly on late night tv wen u come home fucked. Old skool horror, thrillers, films wiv johnny depp init!!!

Television:

My TV makes me so bored it makes me say Oh My Lord, apart from things like Room 101, TopCat, Have i Got News For You lol, Hollyoaks in the city, the Body Shock programs on channel 4, Midsummer Murders. Oh and Mighty Boosh coz Vince is the sex.

Books:


What kind of pirate are you?
Name
Age
Fav. Drink?
Fav. Weapon?
Fav. Island?
Distinguishing feature?
Odds you would rule the seven seas - 41%

Odds you would die by mutiny - 95%

Odds you would go insane with power - 83%

This Quiz by FUNKSPICE - Taken 1938 Times. New! Get Free

Heroes:

LOLA, Lizzie, SPIDERMAN :P,Frieda Kahlo,Brody Dalle,Harry Potter coz hes just so damn cool