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About Me


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the name is mallory jean. i'm recently 21! boy, it gets expensive. i drink too much and am a terrible drunk. i should probably do something about that. (yeahright!) i'm pretty easy going. i'm practically down for amything. i loveee baseball. i like other sports, but baseball is the best! world fucking champs, bay bay!! i get excited over little shit. it happens. i smoke like a chimney. my boyfriend says i smoke "grandmom cigarettes." my boyfriend is cool. he's super handsome and super sweet. i heart him to death. i always want to change this, but never know what to say. it always just ends up some random rant. well ... i curtsy when i make a shot in pong, i'm really loud, i like to dance retardedly, and i loveeee to laugh. my main goal in life is just to be happy. sucess and money is cool and all, but that's just not as important to me. i'm not very hard to please. i love animals. i have a hot sauce addiction. i always say i'm not, but i think i may be a people person. i don't like being by myself, unless i'm stoned. i get bored when i'm alone. i spend a lot of my time and money at the red lion tavern. it's a cool place. i think so anyway. it's got a cool crowd. i can't sing for shit, but i always sing every song that comes on. especially when drinking. i love love LOVE random dance parties and random adventures. i am dying to try acid. i also want to try peyote before i die. hells yeah, man. i like to talk in funny voices and just act a fool. i'm a total goofball and only serious when i absolutely have to be. i spent a lot of my life hiding from everyone and never coming out. i've been hitting people up and actually saying yes to hanging out with people and i actually like it. i'm having more fun than ever and i couldn't be happier these days. who knew i could have friends?! (haha) music is my fucking life. i can't even go two hours without listening to it. it does everything for me. umm ... EVERYBODY WHO SEE DA LEPERCHAUN, SAY YEAHHHHHHH!
malloremo


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COLBERT EFFING HAMELS! ♥
& all of the world fucking championss!!

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more fanfotos!

i want a husky collection this year!i love this one!i need a life.aw.cheesyy!these are cute!there's two here.these are from the ring ceremony on april eighth, by the way.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:55:00 GMT

home opener fanfotos!

oh i love these things!onetwothreeparking lot jawn?!
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:20:00 GMT

the brilliant dance.

so this is odd,the painful realization that all has gone wrong. & nobody cares at all.so you buried all your lover's clothes& burned the letters lover wrote, but it doesn't make it any b...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:20:00 GMT

february 17th, 2007

two years ago i got one of the worst phone calls i've ever received. i found out you had killed yourself and i didn't know what to do. i called genna and she lost it. i didn't quite lose it yet. i wen...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:04:00 GMT

cute AND true

eWhen.. she walks.. away from you mad[..Follo..w her]eWhen.. she stare..'s at your lips[..Kiss her ]eWhen.. she pushe..s you or hit'..s you[..Grab her and don'..t let go]eWhen.. she start..'s cursi..n...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:41:00 GMT

FUCKKKK

ok so i don't know what the hell happened. i was in an amazing mood last night and then out of nowhere that all went to shit.did you ever have a memory of something that came back to you and then you ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:04:00 GMT

i’ve never read anything more true in my entire life.. CHECK IT!

Note 2 All Guys:- Cocky is not cool. .its corny- Acting like a child isnt funny. .its annoying- Acting like a hard ass isnt impressive. .its insecure - Thinking ur the man n telling a girl she loves u...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:46:00 GMT

missed this shittt

not the remix, but whateverr.robin thicke- wanna love you girl she's the kind of girl you want to marry.the kind of girl you'd walk the whole earth for.put her on your back & just carry.her attitu...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:20:00 GMT

AICHA REMAKE YOU HAVE TO WATCH!!

undefined aicha Add to My Profile | More VideosTHIS VIDEO WAS SHOT & DIRECTED BY NONE OTHER THAN JESSICA ANN GORDON, MY BITCH!!!♥
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:37:00 GMT