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IM THE COOLEST M.F ON THE PLANET. JUST DONT ASK MY EX-WIFE CAUSE SHE'LL LIE AND TELL YOU DIFFERENT, BUT IM OK WITH THAT TODAY. OTHER THAN THAT IM DEAD BROKE, I OWE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. SO IF YOU WANNA TAKE ME OUT YOUUUUUUUU HAVE TO PAY. I HAVE NO HOT WATER, NO ELECTRICITY, NO MONEY, NO CAR, AND NO JOB. SLOW DOWN LADIES, ONE(OR TWO) AT A TIME. IM NOT JUST EYE CANDY, I HAVE FEELINGS TOO. IM HORRIBLE A PERSON, ROTTEN TO THE FUCKIN CORE. LOUSY DAD, EVEN WORSE HUSBAND. IM A LIAR, I STEAL FROM THE OLD PEOPLE THAT HIRE ME TO CLEAN THER HOUSE TO SUPPORT MY RIDICULOUS METH HABIT. I WATCH GAY PORN AND PICK UP CHICKS AT THE FREE HOT LUNCH LINE. SO JUST TAKE A NUMBER AND YOU CAN TAKE ME OUT WHEN I GET BACK TO YA. THANXS. "KMK".contactTable .text .contactTable .text, .contactTable a, .contactTable img