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Ali

i would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

About Me

hello my name is ali and my hips don't lie.
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oh, and i finally filled one of these out so you can read it and enjoy and then love me more for it. wait, what?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ali
Birthday: july 16th, 1985
Birthplace: DP of the OC baby!
Current Location: plain-ho, tx
Eye Color: gray/green
Hair Color: gray with brown highlights
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'm righthanded but i always try to be lefthanded when drunk.
Your Heritage: irish and german and native american (i'm not sure where that last one fits in)
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: pretty much any baby animals ever
Your Fears: failure. oh yeah and leaving the curling iron on?
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni with lots of those crushed red peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a 4.0...how nerdy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: um i'll be generic and say my eyes
Your Bedtime: i try to be a grandma but always end up in bed after midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: building sand castles at salt creek
Pepsi or Coke: bottled water
MacDonalds or Burger King: subway...okay please let me not answer the questions i'm asked properly.
Single or Group Dates: it depends, but usually single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: SNAPPLE!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilllllla...ice ice baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: not usually but i call people 'sluts' and 'whores' and 'douches'...out of love of course :)
Do you Sing: in the shower and in the car and pretty much anywhere i know when no one is listening
Do you Shower Daily: i try to...
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: it's wonderful
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on the day
Are you a Health Freak: i'm pretty hardcore about eating healthy now, so i guess so
Do you get along with your Parents: i love my grandparents
Do you like Thunderstorms: i have a love/hate relationship with them. they're the best when you get to cuddle with someone. or in my case, get to be bitch slapped by bob the cat then have to spoon my stuffed bunny. thanks bob.
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, a few. i play the flute like a badass ;)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: noooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes indeed
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but i've eaten a giant box of goldfish and i find that to be just as bad.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ew i don't like fish...besides when they're gold and in cracker form, as stated above.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope (i'm glad i'm switching my answers up so cleverly)
Ever been Drunk: perhaps
Ever been called a Tease: yeah and i don't consider that to be a good thing
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: i stole orange tictacs from a grocery store when i was five and i still feel bad about it
How do you want to Die: i'll be cliche and go with 'in my sleep'
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a zoologist or some type of veterinarian
What country would you most like to Visit: italy, greece, australia or ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything light
Favourite Hair Color: anything dark...or light...or well anything actually. i'm easy to please.
Short or Long Hair: whatever works on them, i don't care.
Height: as long as we match up okay, height isn't an issue.
Weight: doesn't matter!
Best Clothing Style: sort of preppy/surf/thrift store-ish i guess
Number of Drugs I have taken: one
Number of CDs I own: way too many
Number of Piercings: just my ears, i took out my eyebrow and tongue ring a while back
Number of Tattoos: zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few but there's nothing i can do about it now

My Interests

bob saget, boys, cartoon network, chris carrabba, conan o'brien, cows, dining at fabulous mexican restaurants (a.k.a. el fenix), friends, goodwill shopping, laughing at strangers, little people, movies, music, original nintendo, pirates, sarcasm, sex, smart asses, softball, taking the best naps ever, the olsen twins, track, tv, twinkies, ugly babies that you have to pretend are cute, and volleyball.

I'd like to meet:

your mom and the pope. it'd be even better if your mom was the pope.

Music:

everything!

Movies:

any movies that make you think, anything with will ferrell, a beautiful mind, almost famous, american pie movies, anchorman, billy madison, clueless, confessions of a dangerous mind, conspiracy theory, coyote ugly, cruel intentions, dazed and confused, dirty dancing, donnie darko, ferris bueller's day off, finding nemo, garden state, the girl next door, happy gilmore, homeward bound, how to lose a guy in 10 days, i know what you did last summer (the first one...not the 87 after that), the incredibles, meet joe black, meet the parents, moulin rouge, the mummy (1 and 2), mystery science theater, every ninja turtles movie ever made, night at the roxbury, the notebook, notting hill (shut up), office space, old school, one fine day, peewee's big adventure, pirates of the caribbean, proof of life, romy and michele's high school reunion, spiderman (1 and 2), wedding planner, and wicker park.

Television:

comedy central, crappy mtv, dead like me, everwood, family guy, grey's anatomy, l word, late night with conan o'brien, my name is earl, mystery science theater 3000, the o.c., one tree hill, roswell (RIP), saturday night live, simple life (whichever one is on now), the simpsons, smallville, qvc, the most awesomely bad songs on vh1, and will & grace.

Books:

too many to name

Heroes:

CONAN O'BRIEN!

My Blog

Myspace, youspace, weallspace.


Posted by Ali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST