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When I was in high school platform shoes for guys were fashionable...which was great for me, because I didn't have to be 5'8". I could be 5'10" if I wanted! Actually, I think I may be shorter than 5'8 nowadays...I'M SHRINKING!! Anyways, those were the good old days...polyester lime green pants and platform shoes, I was stylin' it in the 70s...now I'm just an old short guy!

OK, so I survived the 70s (i think!), and it's on to the present! In my life I've been a cashier, a radio announcer, a store manager, a mailman, and for a season of my life I was a killer whale, walrus, penguin or a sea lion! Yes, i was a costume character at Sea World of Orlando! If I were an animal today, I would be a cheetah...'cause I'm a runnnner! And I'm fast! Until I get tired! Then I'm a sloth!
On a more serious note, truthfully, there are three basic things to know about me. Numero Uno, I love God! Number Two: I love music! And Number Three: I love to run! "When I run, I feel His pleasure", as Eric Liddel would say!
If they took honey off the grocery shelves, I don't think I'd ever notice. Just a thought. Some more food for thought...bacon.
So I'm at the local convenience store the other day, and I'm fumbling through my pockets trying to find some change. And it was almost comical in my mind...I pull out my car keys, then my cell phone, then my i-pod! Finally, I get to my spare change. I'm thinking...this is crazy! In my one pocket I've got a phone...which also serves as a clock and calendar. My i-pod easily fits in my pocket, and it has over 300 songs along with a myriad of radio shows and televison shows and music videos and personal photos! I mean, it's amazing what you can cram into one pocket nowadays!! Anyway, enough nonsense about me....so how are you?!
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When I get to Heaven I will have to track down King David and Jonathan, Paul and Timothy,and Adam and Eve, (should I bring them a bag of apples?!!). As for the here and now, I like to meet gazillionaires who are generous to a fault!I'm joking! People who love the Lord, love to run, or love good music are always welcome here.

YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!

My Blog

These dancing sheep have me stumped!

I am stumped this week! I need Ruggis muse!When Sheep Dance. Thats the topic for this week. I thought about doing a witty story based around a game show called "When Sheep Dance". I was thinking abo...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Be careful, little eyes, what you see

Today I beheld a bevy of beautiful women. Actually, I see beautiful women every single day. Well, to be honest...its their photographic image that I see every single day. Welcome to my working week! ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 21:24:00 GMT

On boredom and porta potties!

This is Blogophilia 9.2!  This weeks topic is:  "Entertaining an Element of Boredom".Bonus points for incorporating three Benjamin Franklin inventions and including something you made. OK, let me just...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:00:00 GMT

The Minds Eye

THE MINDS EYE A miserly meal that leaves the taste buds coldCould be a beggars banquet, as rich as Ulees Gold.Is that cubic zirconia or a fancy diamond ring?I think its all in how you look at these ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:59:00 GMT

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

This is my post for Blogophilia 7.2!  This weeks topic is : Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.  Bonus points for including a quote from Oliver Wendall Holmes and including the mention of a horse...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:20:00 GMT

Baboon Sheep Dog

"Finally", I thought to myself.   "Almost time to go home!"As I gazed at the clock on the wall, Marsha comes bouncing into the office like Tigger on steroids!"Jay, I found someone for you!"  Marsha ex...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:00:00 GMT

I must be NuTs!!

I must be a  NuTsO!!  But it's so fun being crazy nuts!You see, the sky was dark.  The clouds were thick.  An occasional lightning bolt danced across the sky.  So I called the Fleet Feet store..."So w...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:02:00 GMT

Radio Daze!

Do you remember life before the internet? "Was there such a thing?"...you young wippersnappers might muse! "Why yes!", I would argue.  There was life before the internet!  Before YouTube and IPODs and...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:26:00 GMT

The Lament

In William Blake's classic poem, "The Auguries of Innocence", he eloquently puts to verse the human conditon:It is right it should be soMan was made for joy and woeAnd when this we rightly know'thro t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:28:00 GMT

What a girl wants

I know what you girls are going to say: "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"Dare I enter?  Will you be kind if I do venture in...slowly, with much caution.  'Cause here is what I'm entering into...advice.  I nee...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:01:00 GMT