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About Me

Rules I live by 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Drugs, sex, rock n roll, pain, death, life, guitar, food, evil dark and scary women, christian girls( i Like to corrupt), married women, single women, lesbians, tatoos, sex, war, peace, religion, atheism, witches, vampires, sex, shots, guns, knives, drinking, cooking, fishing, hippy golf, sex, chains, whips, spikes, teddy bears, kittycats, pitbulls that eat kitty cats and teddy bears, sex...
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I'd like to meet:

JIm beam, Jack daniels, Johnny Walker, Captain Morgan, oh wait I know all them. Timothy Leary, H.S.T., the guy that wrote "The Electric Acid Coolaid Test." YOU!! Your mom, your hot cousin, or sister, GW so I could tell him he's the devil. A gangter nazi jew, and a psychiatrist that will give me zantax with unlimited re-fills.
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Music:

is good.

Movies:

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Television:

Books:

What about the defeated, where's that story? The ones that risked all and died horrid deaths for what they believed? Maybe it was you and me in a past life fighting for our family when our land was intruded on, and we were killed because we didnt have technology, or a language the others could speak. Thought of as savages because we were different.BIatch

Heroes:

I want you all to think real hard for this one...What is a hero? A family member gone to war for a cause most dont believe in? If they are not in your blood do you really care?Ive seen all the shit on tv and worried for mine,and then realized I was being selfish because there are so many more out there dying for what we take for granted. Why not you? Me? Because we dont have the balls to do it.I dont care care if you have any political differnces with what's goin on, but you better respect the ones going out to protect us!

My Blog

Insomnia

I keep you awake I'm the "creaks" in the house The cold breeze through your windows Dry taste in your mouth. Street lights in the windows That peek through the blinds The fucking...
Posted by <<..S.L.W..>> on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST

Bun in the oven

There comes a time in everyones life when, something so huge happens, so big it seems to crush everything else and make it seem isignifigant. Of course im speaking of a child in the womb of its beau...
Posted by <<..S.L.W..>> on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

Another blog no one will read

Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today our case is one of the afflicted wedtortdrunk, who has not only ammounted to an urban legend,arsonist,alcoholic/drug addict, but feels as he also ...
Posted by <<..S.L.W..>> on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST

To all you all mother fuckin, mother fuckers.

I try not to blog, but Im WASTED!!!!!!! Fuck it!!! Done seen a lot of shit I shouldnt of, lost a few peeps I thought would be friends for life, and came out better than,or at least smarter than b4.&nb...
Posted by <<..S.L.W..>> on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST

Im fucking bored

Evey one congratulate me I got a new job!!!!! Im workin at Cafe Sevilla on the boulevard. Its a hell of a lot better than that shit hole Fre P otts , and cleaner too. Im workin...
Posted by <<..S.L.W..>> on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

PHantom Shitter Strikes Again.

Late last night there were reports of a dark figure lurking in the shadows around the barracks. No one knows who it was but the suspected man, Shit in the Seargents pillow case then left a floater in ...
Posted by <<..S.L.W..>> on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:20:00 PST

PHANTOM SHITTER STRIKES

It was discovered late last night, the ghastly sight of a steamer in the shower. Thats right! Some unsrcupulous bastard shite in the shower, most likely to prevent chaffing pert...
Posted by <<..S.L.W..>> on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:58:00 PST