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About Me

I can only say too little, so inquiries and responses will have to suffice for the most curious. I am well studied and continue to divide my interests between the entertainment/media industries and my dwindling social life (strained due to my unorthodox work schedule.) My goals are far-fetched, but not ridiculous. I will write for major motion pictures, create a storytelling methodolgy from the little-mined ore of 'irony,' and I will succumb to the universe's mean, mortal whimsy and slip off to another plain of existence when I feel there is little more to say.

My Interests

The Kings - Let Garcia start and chuck Kenny Thomas! Cinema - Quit paying for shitty movies. The more you see 'em, the more they'll make. Music - I spend many moons finding perfect music; it's scarce. Good humor - Not mean or stupid or bawdy humor... and sure as hell none of that redneck crap where every hick stand-up needs a catchphrase (git'er done, here's your sign, you might be a redneck....)

I'd like to meet:

Most are dead. That being so, I'm less picky about the living ones. Celebrities worthy of my attention are Paul Giamatti, Richard Dreyfuss and Julianne Moore. There are three men who should want to meet me: Spielberg, Shyamalan, Scorsese. Without being relentless with a common phrase - MASTERS of their craft. But, I'll settle for their lawyers and restraining orders. Speaking of restraining orders: Bryce Dallas Howard, will you marry me?

Music:

Long Live Rock. The Who, Elton, Billy, Queen (Freddie Mercury - best rock vocalist EVER), Lindsey Buckingham, Weezer, REM, Van Hagar, Van Morrison, Elvis ( Costello, not that pompador primming guy from Tupelo), Floyd, Zep, Clapton and AC/DC. Plus all those really cool bands that none of you know... except Paul.

Movies:

Learn these names: Spielberg, Scorsese, Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Sam Raimi, David Fincher, Terry Gilliam, p.t. anderson. Now enjoy their films. Yes, I left Kevin Smith off.

Television:

Television is dumb. Your results:
You are Han Solo Han Solo 66% Lando Calrissian 64% Princess Leia 62% Luke Skywalker 60% R2-D2 60% Obi-Wan Kenobi 58% Mace Windu 57% Qui-Gon Jinn 56% Yoda 56% Padme 56% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character are you?" quiz...

Books:

Conrad, Steinbeck, Tolkien, Dahl and the Apocalypse tales (the best is Earth Abides). The Princess Bride by S. Morgenstern ('good parts' version by William Goldman)... I also like Zoobooks.

Heroes:

I hear good things about Jesus.

My Blog

Vowel Movement

Oh crap! Chad's writing another freaking blog. Relax. This is just a little rundown of my surgery for those of you who are interested but don't think you could actually tolerate me telling you. I hate...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:03:00 PST

Puppy Juice

Trying a new thing today. I'm gonna pick a bunch of topics at random and see what we get. Sports Hate football. This "sport" consists of a bunch of overweight dudes standing in a line against another ...
Posted by Chad on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST

More Like Optimus Poopy-Face

It's a shame the high-octane desperation that cable television wreaks of as late. I'm speaking specifically of shit. The word - not the fecal product. A few years ago, someone in TV land said that dra...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:01:00 PST

Like A Rhinestone Cowboy

Alrighty, we're back. I hope everyone had a swell holiday and an appeasing start to the new year. All apologies for not sending out approriate shout-outs or blogs to liven up my very boring page,...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

Bleeding From My Eyes (Merry Christmas)

Merry Holidays. I was taking pictures of my nipples the other day when I started thinking about the Nintendo Wii. Here is a game system that incorporates wireless tools that gamers can wield about li...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

In Smell-O-Vision

Okay, a quickie cuz I just noticed how bald my tires are and I'm grumpy right now. Potty thoughts: You know, you can really tell how industrious and creative a person is by how they react when th...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

My Date With Michael Jackson

For once, that isn't just a random title, but the name of a dirty limerick I penned. I was gonna share it, but it's kinda lowbrow and dirty and I don't wish to offend anybody (on purpose). Never exper...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

Some Assembly Required

I'm all over the map today, so accept my advanced apologies. First I'd like to mention a news report I saw last night. Apparently, astronauts making repairs to the I.S.S. lost a screw and a washer in ...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

Malevolant Forces Outside These Walls

This is actually my second blog tonight (I'm doing laundry and am quite bored.) Let's discuss, first of all, my little letter I wrote to Entertainment Weekly. So, I wrote this page-long letter to Ent...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST

Benevolant Forces Within These Walls

This day just keeps surprising me and, if you'll notice the time, it should have been over hours ago. Allow me to say "Hi" to y'all first. An exceptionally unusual month is peaking and I'm honestly un...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:08:00 PST