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Will

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You may have noticed, I've completely changed my page. I'm putting in real stuff and using less flashy colors now. Apparently I'm offensive, vulgar, sweet, charming, and have a magnetic personality. If you can't handle a person with a well-rounded sense of humor then don't bother me. I am 76% Asshole/Bitch.
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My Interests

I'm a reefer. And by that I don't mean pot, but saltwater aquariums with corals that originate on reefs. That's my main hobby these days. I'm also into Jeeps, Music, Movies, and Computers (I'm an advocate for FOSS and Linux). For those that don't know, FOSS stands for Free Open Source Software. Free as in beer, pizza, and speech.

I'd like to meet:

Bitches with tig ole bitties. Well, actually I'm a leg man, but the bitches part is true... Something about a woman with an attitude attracts me.

Music:

I listen to damn near every genre. Check my blogs for specifics. I basically listen to everything except gospel from time to time. And I love finding new artists that are worth listening to that almost no one else has heard before, but I get way too many add friend requests from people that sound like shit. "I saw you liked music and had an artist we sound nothing like as a 'friend', so you should listen to my music and be my 'friend'."

Movies:

This could be as long as the music list, so I'll just add a few of the DVDs I own here. I like comedy movies over action typically. I find myself liking movies with a point, like advocating morals and ethics typically. Hmmm, a few of my favorite DVDs, 10 Things I Hate About You (I love basically all Julia Stiles movies), Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Mean Girls, Euro Trip, Training Day, The Life of David Gale, Cruel Intentions, As Good as it Gets, Vanilla Sky, Wildthings, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Day After Tomorrow, Friday Night Lights, The Glass House, Blow, A Beautiful Mind, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Pulp Fiction, The Italian Job, Butterfly Effect... Trilogies that are worth watching: Star Wars 1-3, Star Wars 4-6, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, The Matrix, and Austin Powers. And my likely 2 favorite movies ever are Black Hawk Down and Les Miserables.

Television:

Short and simple. Mythbusters, Fox News, and CSI. There's the occasional Comedy Central or music video.

Books:

"Books are for fags." --A Porn Star in a deleted scene from the movie Cruel Intentions. So I'm a fag I guess, cause I've read all but 2 of Sparks's books that are out. Eat it up bitches.

Heroes:

Michael Vick, I'm aspiring to become a rich black man when I grow up. But I doubt that'll ever happen... growing up that is. Maybe not now that he possibly tortures dogs. We'll see how that court case goes.

My Blog

big life update

So it's been requested of me that I "update" my blog.  Well, it's been so long since I've written one it may be just as easy to start over. I just don't know where to start. Maybe, like a good bo...
Posted by Will on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST

Home away from Home away from Home

So it's been a lil bit since I've updated this... A lot has changed and a lot hasn't but some things never do as Julie pointed out recently. I still hate liberals and rednecks and niggers. And stil...
Posted by Will on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST

Happy 160th Anniversary!

Happy 160th Anniversary!May 13, 2006 marks 160 years since the United States declared war on Mexico for their interference with the annexation of Texas. After a 2 year war, Mexico ceded Texas and muc...
Posted by Will on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:54:00 PST

Rednecks, NASCAR, and Dega... suck

Two weekends ago I had the blessing (sarcasm) of going to my first NASCAR race/event/weekend. And this was no scratch the surface view of the occasion where one would drive to Talladega in the mornin...
Posted by Will on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

Fun Links

Ok, these links that I've come across the past few days were just too interesting and/or funny that I couldn't pass spreading them around.  Enjoy.Defective Vibrators RecallThey're like freaky lil...
Posted by Will on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:24:00 PST

No Sympathy

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate DVDs and all the shit they slap on the front of a movie and then lock down forcing you to watch?  I paid for the movie, I want to watch it and just it. ...
Posted by Will on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:21:00 PST

Guess I should go ahead and do this, starting a tank diary

As I've stated before, I set up my first saltwater aquarium in early December and the tank has been running fallow, well fallow as in lack of fish activity, since. I just realized this will bore ...
Posted by Will on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:21:00 PST

Final Proof The Whole World Is Fucking Insane

Well, Ive seen the final proof.  Our world as a whole is now officially insane.  The animals are included.  At a zoo in Tokyo they have a 4 foot rat snake that has a friend hamster.&nbs...
Posted by Will on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:23:00 PST

Gimme the Dirty South any day

So the past couple days have been non stop and kinda crazy& If I seem unclear at times while typing this its because Im writing it while watching a speech on TV. Ha, and our President is fired up an...
Posted by Will on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST

Fuck I'm bored

Maybe the unnecessary profanity will grab someone's attention and make you read this. Yep, you're the someone. It's 5am and I've been up a couple hours and couldn't go back to sleep. If that "currentl...
Posted by Will on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:33:00 PST