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Magic Mikey

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About Me

What's up planet Earth!!! This is Mikey, well let’s see...a bit about me...well, I'm a laid back dude who is always living life to the fullest, but those who know me best know I balance it out with the pursuit of knowledge and enlightenment...I guess deep down I'm a hippie type with hopes and aspirations for world peace, though I know my utopian society is more than likely a pipe dream.I'm currently enrolled at Modesto Junior College and just earned my A.S. Degrees in Business Administration, Accounting, and Business Operations: Management (and I worked my balls off to achieve it), and I'm currently perusing a Bachelors Degree in English. I also work as a tutor at the MJC Writing Center (which I fucking love!!!) I plan to use my degrees work as an accountant during tax season and an English professor in the fall. Other than that, I pretty much like to do the same shit every other college student likes to do -- such as play loud ass rock and roll music, meet new friends, and smoke sticky green nugs on a daily basis (though I'm temporarily refraining myself from smoking in order to get a better career)...but I'm also into nerd shit like quantum mechanics, astrophysics, Rubix Cube, and watching Jeopardy.By far, my favorite thing to do is playing my guitar…I'm a funk maestro with my own trademark "slap" style, but also have some classical training--and of course I know when to kick some teeth in and fucking ROCK!!! I write a lot of my own stuff...it's a hybrid of old-school funk, blues, metal, rock, jazz, reggae, and classical styling--I should have a music page up soon…I also teach guitar if anyone is interested. Check out some of my YouTube clips…just scroll down a bit to see them.Another thing I love to do is cook. I always felt that cooking is a great way to regularly bring friends and family together…ok ok…I know I’m a hippie, so hug my nuts.I'm also an accomplished street magician and love to perform mind blowing card magic, as well as other sleight of hand tricks...you know, kinda like that David Blaine guy...(I can bend coins and melt forks with my mind--OOOOOHHHHH!!!)…Whew!!!...So many fun activities…anyway, I love making friends on MySpace, so don’t be shy…hit me up!!! :)This is a clip of me playing a little song I wrote called "Racing With Roland"...Slappin' the shit out of my guit' >:)Here's another clip of me finger picking my ol' 12-String...it's a song I wrote a long time ago for a dear friend of mine, Melissa...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm basically open to meeting any down-to-earth, easy-going people out there....as long as you're not a racist, sexist, shallow, homophobic, Nazi-type, I'm sure I'd get along with you...I'm also looking to meet ANY local musicians who is unique in his or her style - Keyboards, Vocals, Strings, but I'm ESPECIALLY looking for DRUMMERS who are down for the FUNK!!!...Are there any funk drummers out there?...come on people!!!...Celebrities I’d like to meet that are still alive: Paul McCartney, Kim Peek (the real Rain Man), Sarah Silverman, Willie Nelson, Monica Lewinsky, Charo, Prince, Samuel L. Jackson, Bill Clinton, and most of all…I'd looove to meet Bridget the Midget :)Celebrities I'd like to meet that have passed away: George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Franklin Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison, George Washington Carver, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Ludwig Von Beethoven, Frank Sinatra, Keith Moon, John Bonham, and Julius CaesarThis is the guy from the Police Acadamey movies, Michael WInslow...he's using his voice to impersonate Jimi Hendrix's guitar!!!...sounds like the real fucking thing!!! Holy Fuck!!!Stanley Jordan doesn't need a sissy ass pick!!! Insane guitar tapping!!!This is my bass hero Victor Wooten having a "thump off" with his brother Reggie...one of the most amazing displays of musicianship you'll ever see!!!..

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My Blog

Longest Survey Ever--Part 3 of 3

What is your quickest chore? - Tossing one off first thing in the morning?Where do you keep your cash? - Yeah, nice try&asshole&Do you fold laundry while watching TV? - I dont get this question&who c...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:40:00 GMT

Longest Survey Ever--Part 2 of 3

Have you ever dated anyone whose name started with B? - Binkin!!!! :) If yes, was it a good experience? - Shes an awesome woman&smart, funny, drop dead gorgeous, and even though shes kinda peppery, ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:13:00 GMT

Longest Survey Ever!!!--Part 1 of 3

What is your biggest pet peeve? - People who dont use their blinkers when they switch lanes when Im trying to make a right turn&what the fuck!!!...I mean seriously!!! Its right fucking there!!!...J...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:51:00 GMT

Survey #99--I know...I need to do these more often...

1. Relationship Status = Hard Core Swinger!!! ;)2. Nickname(s) = Mike, Mikey, Magic Mikey, Chon-cho, Koochie Monster, Boo, Mexican Einstein, Big Papa Smurf&can you think of one? :)3. Zodiac sign = Lib...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:38:00 GMT

Mother's Day Restaurant Rant -- Part 2

NOTE: THIS IS MY POST FROM YESTERDAY (Saturday, May 10):  First off, I would like to wish every single mom, mother, and ma a very special Mothers day.  Even though Im certain there are a few individ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 00:39:00 GMT

Mother's Day Restaurant Rant

First off, I would like to wish every single mom, mother, and ma a very special Mothers day.  Even though Im certain there are a few individuals out there in cyberspace who dont get along with his ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 22:57:00 GMT

I'm Having Steak This Friday for Lent

Lent is supposed to be a time of personal sacrifice and repentance to honor Jesuss forty days of wandering the desert before his execution.  Even so, many people often wonder whats with this whole ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:38:00 GMT

Christmas Survey...Ho Ho Ho...

Have you been naughty or nice this year?- Well, at first she said "you're a NAUGHTY boy"&then, a few seconds later, she said "oh, that's NICE!!!"&so, I guess I'm gonna have to say a little from column...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Drunken Survey...Oh Man, I Could Use a Shot of Jack Daniels Right Now...

How old were you the first time you had alcohol? - About 8&it was my first communion, and Father Joseph told me it would "hurt less" if I was drunk&&&&boy was he right&slid right in&he didn't need to...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:57:00 GMT

For Those of You Who Like to Argue About Politics (or Anything Else For That Matter)...

You should really consider avoiding run-on sentences (as well as fragments).  It's next to impossible to take any of you seriously.Now, I have some "random rants"&&..For those of you who worry ab...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:45:00 GMT