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♥hO-ELs BitCh♥

..tHEy fOUNd mE On tHe bAtHrOOm fLOOr......

About Me

I’m Esther & I love Joel. Duhhh.
I like to party.
My nickname is Bitches[cause I have so many bitches on me they call me Bitches]
I sometimes hate long intros to songs, only because I’m impatient.
I am obsessed with Japanese Culture & fashion, I plan to travel there one day [when I gets me some money]
I love the smell of nail polish.
I’m very open & I like to try new things.
I like to play video games[Busta move is the shit]
I love sci-fi,guess I'm a nerd[call it what you want]
I want to learn how to play the drums
Nothing can top 80's rock [Maybe except for 90’s rock]
Devils food cake is heavenly.
I used to be a big tomboy, now I wear dresses[sick]
I love skateboarding.
I love the beach & getting tan[you should see my tan walk]
I suffer from OCD & insomnia.
I’m moving out of San Jose to San Diego when I graduate from EVC
I will be attending San Diego State University
I’m majoring in Art with Emphasis in Graphic Design, yeah!
I love music, I go to a lot of concerts. You might find me in the mosh pit.
I love art & fashion & make up.
I am obsessed with Strawberry Nesquick & RC Cola.
I can eat. Like you wouldn’t believe[ask anyone]
I play guitar, a little.
I love Family Guy, South Park, Metalocalypse & the Simpsons[The writers are brilliant]
I LOVE dogs, I have one, her name is Girlie and I treat her like a princess.
I love being outdoors.
i LikE diNoSAuRs rAAaaaRrr!!
i am the undisputed thumb wars champion.
i sing better than your mom.
i love the color pink [i know its brutal, huh?]
tattoos & body modification are the shiiiiiit.
i will never, EVER turn down a cupcake EVER!
I wish i could be a contortionist
I love comic books.
I truly believe everything happens for a reason.
karma IS a bitch.
I LOVE my friends & family.
I love life.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?
WatCh DiS

CoMMeNt ME<>
words go here...
thnx PNCKD!!

My Interests

I do math & I drink orange juice..

I'd like to meet:

WeLL I aLReAdy Met tHe LovE oF My Life, sOoOo iN tHat cASe, yOUr mOm, OtHeRs WhO sUfFeR fROm OcD, StARViNg ArtiSt, BLiNk 182, gOd or GoDS, MySELf 10 yEArS fROm nOw & tHe MaStERbAtiNg bEAr.

[all the things you try to hide, will be revealed on the other side]

Music:



Movies:

tWiN fALLs idAhO
lOrD Of tHe riNgS
VaN WilDEr
dUMb & DuMbEr
gO
grOOvE
VeGaS VaCAtiOn
pUlp fiCtiOn
kiLL biLL
mONStEr's bAll
fEAr &; lOatHiNg iN lAs VeGaS
tRAffiC
IdLe hANdS
SLC pUNk
dONniE dARkO
tHE gOODGirL
tHe hEAthErS
pOiNt BrEAk
biLLabONg OdEsSEy
fiGht ClUb

Television:

uNfOrtUnAtEly dUe tO My wOrK & sCHOoL sCHeDuLe I dON't gEt tO wAtCH mUCh tV.......bUt I lOVE tHe SiMPsOnS, fAMily gUy, fUtUrAmA, Metalocalypse, rAVe tV, aNytHiNg On tHe fUSe ChAnNel, MxC, sPiKeTv, the PlaybOy cHaNNeL, AQuA tEEn hUnGeR fOrCe,ShiN ChAn, jOn & kAtE pLUs 8[watching the misery of dysfunctional families is funny, it just tickles me red]

Mr SpARkLE!!!

Books:

I read comic books........

Heroes:

mOmmy & dAd Of cOUrSe aNd mOSt iMpOrtANtLy......

mY bOyfRiEnD jOEl, hE's dONe sO MuCh fOr mE, iF it wASN't fOr HiM i'D bE dEAd..............

My Blog

I weep for the future....

needs no further explanation.......
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:12:00 PST

the worst shots ever...

http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/The-Worst-Shots-Ever-Creat ed.aspxif anyone dares to try number 3 i give you a big high five!
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:34:00 PST

Crank dat curry bitches....

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Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:46:00 PST

R.I.P. blondie...

im back in black! bye bye blond hair you had a good run.....
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:57:00 PST

the rapist

therapist = the rapist?  think about that one. freaky huh?
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:45:00 PST

Dear Panda Express it’s me Joel......

The following letter was written by Joel between 8 and 8:30 pm after our visit to Panda Express....Dear Panda Express,Hire more fucken people. The line to this PE is always out the fucken door after ...
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:05:00 PST

uuuh huuuum CLOVERFIELD SPOILER....

So the movie is about some kinda grumpy scaley monster that attacks New York and suprise, is killing everyone.  The monster sends parasites into peoples bodies and they pop out lik...
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:42:00 PST

tigger the assaulter

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Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

Friday the 13th of April 2029, possibly my last day on earth?

perhaps, perhaps, perhaps........ http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=1628365& GT1=8991
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

why you should date a starbucks barista.....

1. Because we're used to whipped cream.2. We make everything extra hot.3. We definatly know how to wake you up in the morning.4. We won't fall asleep afterwards.5. We thank and worship you over and ov...
Posted by ♥hO-ELs BitCh♥ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST