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Madd Dog

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Hey everyone, i am mad dog!! I work in a warehouse and i love it. I walk really slow...and i mean REALLLY slow. Right now im rockin a bowl cut and wire frame glasses, all my homies just love my style...you dig me?? I normally have a really pissed of look on my face...and its because i have the worst yeast infection EVER...and i cant scratch at work. I think it might have to do with me pulling my pants up entirely too high...and giving myself a camal toe. Going to work everyday brings so much joy to my life, that i snarl and growl at everyone i see. I love slunking around and slacking off, so that others will have to work harder just to get the work done!! I look harmless but if you mess with me...i will pull out my kung-pow-chick-i move and karate chop u in the neck before you even know what happened to you. I am the distant cousin of chuck norris himself, and he has taught me the ways of the warrior...i just hope i can make him proud. When im not out chillin with my homies...im asleep in my humble abode! if you have any questions...please feel free to ask! I also pick my nose alot when I'm nervous!!!!! I love to fart in public real loud and then laugh about it!!!!! I love to go up to camel jocks and punch them in the face!!!! I love to steal ice cream cones from little kids, just to see them cry!!!!! Myspace Codes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sasquatch, the sloth from ice age, whoever invented vagisil, kenny chesney's mom and sister, ronald mcdonald, harry truman, connie chung, chris farley, bobby knight (my hero),mr. rogers because his haircut is just like mine...and of course shaqueal o'neal. the devil, Charles Manson, Adoff Hitler.

My Blog

Anger Management

Ok y'all, so today my husband told me that he is sick and tired of being hit with frying pans, slapped in the face, and being held at gun point. So he told me that in order to save our marriage, i mus...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:48:00 GMT

A clean vagina is a happy vagina!

A clean vagina is a happy vagina...oh how true. Ever since kelly brought me a coupon for vagisil to work...my horrible, disgusting, smelly, itchy yeast infection has gone away!! And this guy at work n...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:41:00 GMT