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Vitamin D

You win some, you loose more.

About Me

I am just here to entertain myself. This is the funniest commerical!!Headed to Europe (Copenhagen, Hamburg, Amsterdam, London, Paris and maybe Barcelona) in May. If you know anything and or everything......let me get some of that knowledge!

My Interests

Any sporting event(esp football and basketball,drinking with good company, broadening my horizons, educating myself, making my people happy and getting that cake.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who educate, inspire or entertain me... I have a few close friends I've known all my life. I'd like to make more.Headed to Europe (Copenhagen, Hamburg, Amsterdam, London, Paris and maybe Barcelona) in May. If you know anything and or everything......let me get some of that knowledge!

Music:

I am pretty commercial with my music. Always in rotation is OutKast, Ying Yang Twins, T.I., 3 6 Mafia ..

Movies:

Half Baked, Super Troopers, Pootie Tang, Braveheart, Gladiator, Undercover Brother

Television:

LOST, Survivor,, Boondocks , NipTuck,Drawn Together, To Catch A Predator,Channel 7 News, College and Pro Football, Arrested Development, ESPN, South Park, Married with Children, Seinfield, The Oblongs, The Family Guy, Malcom in the Middle

Books:

360 degree Leader(Feb), Rich Dad Poor Dad

Heroes:

1. Mom Dukes (cause through the drama I can always depend on my mama) 2. Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you) 3. Mister T (Mr. T doesnt teabag girls…he potato sacks them.)

My Blog

Rules in Life

Rules of Life1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.3. Going to church doesn't mak...
Posted by Vitamin D on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:43:00 PST

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having SexBody: 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to sto...
Posted by Vitamin D on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:20:00 PST

The BlowJob Revenge

>A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.>While they're sitting there having a good time together, she>Starts talking about this really great new drink. The more>She talks about it, the ...
Posted by Vitamin D on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:18:00 PST

How our first date would go down.....

If you ever went out on a date with me, here's what it would be like: You pick me up at my house. I greet you with a squeeze of the tits and remark that you could use a boob job. We go to my favorite ...
Posted by Vitamin D on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Bar Rules for those who do not know

Rules of drinking....1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offe...
Posted by Vitamin D on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:05:00 PST

TAGGED

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. I...
Posted by Vitamin D on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

Man Laws

MAN LAWS(MArlon, heed number 8)1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master...
Posted by Vitamin D on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST

Ode to the Grown Woman

Grown Woman Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits Girls want to control the m...
Posted by Vitamin D on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

Redheads need only apply

BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other...
Posted by Vitamin D on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

Hurricane Preparation 101

To: ex-Floridians, present Floridians, and future Floridians or those who know a Floridian. We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see ...
Posted by Vitamin D on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:58:00 PST