Jesus profile picture

Jesus

About Me

Hi, Im Jesus, yeah, the guy who died for you people. Well, jeez, where do I begin. I was born onto a virgin in a small uncomfortable barnyard in Bethlehem. Oh my Dad it was freezing. Uhhh....I was crucified under Pontius Pilate, I uh...Well, I'm a huge tennis fan. I like camping, hearing people talk, I love Wheat Thins with a side of Maryland Crab Cakes....I am a huge skeeball fan. I am single,Jeez, I uh...Oh! I love everyone I know pretty much, even the killers and rapists. Well thats it for now. Go to church everybody! Peace and Love.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well I have pretty much met everyone except for guys like Adolf Hitler and Napoleon.

My Blog

The item has been deleted


Posted by on