I will eat all the M&M's from your trail mix, and leave you nuts. Literally and figuratively. I dig Jelly Belly's, except the popcorn and bubblegum ones. I like fried egg sandwiches, the color pink, laughing till my face gets stuck. I'm a liberated non-smoker who still chews Nicorette gum like no tomorrow. I stub my toes on a daily basis. Grace is my daughters middle name, not mine. I brought sexy back, and then I sold it on EBay. I have a thing for pens. Specifically G-207's and Sharpies. Brand new Sharpies. Truth be told, office supply stores kinda turn me on. I deplore cooking odors. I dig crossword puzzles, cause I'm a dork like that. I like the smell of burnt flesh after tanning. I like the smell of a mans shirt even more. I am an excellent singer...in my car! I don't get too bummed at gray hair...but I dye it anyway. Often found in traffic yelling "Long skinny pedal on the right." I make wicked pancakes and pack a mean lunch. I may be 44, but I act like I'm a teenager...ok, wait...maybe 30. When I grow up I'm gonna dance like Shakira. I have a tendency to over-use cleaning products. I strongly dislike grating cheese. I eat chocolate chips by the handful. Clowns creep me out. I've waited on Diana Ross, kissed Bruce Willis, and gave Roger Maris change for the PacMan. I am truly blessed with two beautiful children who, thank God, I was able to pass on some brain cells to before I destroyed them all. I believe randomness is the key happiness. Newsflash for you...Kurt Cobain is DEAD people! For the love of Pete, move on. I get to see the world through my children's eyes, which is pretty cool stuff. I found God and "He" isn't it. I believe people can change, and I'm one of them. I don't drink coffee with names like "Turtle" or "Snowball" in them. Straight up thanks. Kinda how I live my life today...straight up. :)
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