Bunker

Note the "spiral-like" spin. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Gyroball!Every group needs a guy like me. You know the kind of guy I am talking about. I guess you could call him the ‘take one for the team guy’ or in other words, the guy that will lay down his pride and dignity so that all around can have more fun. He doesn’t mind being the butt of the joke as long as it is funny enough and you’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to find a way to embarrass him. He certainly isn’t the best looking guy in the group but he isn’t a bad backup plan for the ladies that just couldn’t land the one they were looking for. Not only does he not take offense to that, but he welcomes it. In his youth he was awkward around women and sometimes just watching him try to entice a lady could make you sick to your stomach. But something changed as he got older. He learned not to fear rejection, but to welcome it. He switched over from sincerity to humility. With humor as his only weapon you’ll find that he uses it , mostly missing, but occasionally giving you a moment to remember.He supports a women’s right to choose and gay marriage but mostly just can’t understand why this gets to be decided by old white men. He supports prostate cancer for people that show off a $1 donation by means of an ugly rubber bracelet. The last time he went to church he saved a girls life only to jinx the Pats for a whole season because of a random comment over breakfast involving a nun and 10 inches of pink steel. His higher power is in the form of a single malt. He enjoys the Red Sox but can’t seem to understand why the team felt the need to completely overhaul, especially as it pertains to his $250 Johnny Damon jersey. He snores. Loudly. He misses his mommy. He thinks AIDS is stupid. He can’t believe that smokers keep getting money for dying from lung cancer. He loves the ..4 and is pissed he can’t Super Size anymore. He can’t believe that weed is illegal. But most importantly he can’t believe he just spent all this time writing to improve his profile for Myspace.com.

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