About Me
Okay, so it happened a long time ago...like, 10-11 months, see? Dan came back from the Delta Quadrant to warn us all of the impending Borg threat and how we were all going to be assimilated unless we took the necessary precautions. This got him dishonorably discharged and he was ran out of the Federation. After drunkenly arriving in Merced claiming that the world was doomed, two young men began to take his words with an air of seriousness (of course they were drunk). Those two young men were Shike and Kevin. Dan needed his warning to be heard of the Borg, so he assigned Kevin and Shike positions in his "band." Kevin was used as guitarist, due to the fact that he had a half stack and therefore HAD THE POWER!!!! Shike was then put on that fat string guitar-thing, where his knowledge of how to play "Stand by Me" was of vast importance to the band. The next step in their operation,(besides forming a coalition with Cobra Commander, Megatron, and Shredder, which, as you know, has turned to crap due to the shitfests known as G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, but we still have hopes for Shredder), was to find a drummer. That was where Ramon came in. With smoker's lung and curls that put Prince to shame, Ramon was asked by Kevin to drum. Ramon laughed and noticed that Kevin was not joking, so Ramon accepted. After about 2 months, though, Kevin lost faith in the coalition and departed to the Land of the Lost(where Rockabilly is still going strong and the 50's are in full effect), so the band carried on without him. After dicking around for a while. You know, playing shows and whatnot, Gabe (Ramon's cousin) asked to contribute to our sound with that weird looking fat 4 string guitar-thing, that we now know is called a bass. After a unanimous agreement, which pretty much means we all stood around, shrugged, then nodded our heads while mumbling under our breaths, Gabe joined the band. With a love for movies, video games, and music in general, while head banging and smoking Camel filters in a vintage baseball cap, Gabe is a welcome edition to the collective. Now this business is a quartet. Shit, they even have a roadie! A roadie with a mohawk! A roadie with a mohawk and no appendix, because it ruptured! And his name is Aaron! Enough of that...so sometime along the way they were bestowed with a name (courtesy of Gabe), and that name is MANIC RELAPSE...and that is how babies are made, boys and girls. Crazy, huh?
