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anastacia beaverhousen

good rappers ain't eatin, they olsen twinin

About Me

i hate chunky highlights, any kind of polyester blend, raggaeton, non moldy food and my perfect brother. i love commes des garcon, christian lacroix, fritz scholder, men who ignore me and my perfect brother. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Crazy noodle & generating band names such as "when i was a fetus". Exploring the potentiality of pet pigs. Aliteration. And also another interest of mine is god.

I'd like to meet:

I hope to meet my real dad on myspace.

Music:

Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Movies:

god i'm exhausted. fuck i don't know.

Television:

anything with large fore-headed beliganaa men...so...law and order.

Books:

"human anatomy coloring book" and "the goat in the rug"

Heroes:

geraldine from aforementioned book

My Blog

LABELS

up until this past year i never used capital letters. i hated them. i loathed them. they made me car sick and whenever i saw one i would think, "what loser wrote this trash?".  but now i've notic...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

damn. that was so good. i wanna buy him a short set.

have you ever been in whole foods? as much as i talk shit about the white, liberal, "i buy organic, hemp clothes to help the environment and eradicate the sweatshop-fed textile industry, but are not a...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

baby, what you want me to buy? my accountant's waiting on the phone.

noreaster be damned!!! i have narrowly escaped suicide via gluttony once again.  the sun is out, it's going to mid seventies all weekend, and on top of all of that, it's pay day.  plus i jus...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST

i'm sure it's fun. you know the incas did it. & you know. they were a million laughs

i have seasonal depression disorder.  i wonder if that's listed in DSM? is there an edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders online that i can look at and self-diagnos...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

i rip and i rhyme! i rhyme and rip! this is the fire that dylan spits!!!

  i had a rough 24 hours. remember that part in the manchurian candidate (the new one, not the old one) where that dude from american psycho kills john voight as he goes out for a morning paddle...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

the cup of white girl smiles runneth over

if the ultimate status symbol is the white woman, for the Othered man...why isn't the same true for the Othered woman??? fuck that. i'm just going to get my frantz fanon on and pull a "do as i say, n...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

my ultimate fantasy

i really really really want to work at the farm office at ft. mcdowell. eff this anthropology, tribal museum bullshit! i just want to work at the farm office.  i've never really been there, but a...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

no one reads my blogs anymore!!!!

so that means i can basically write whatever the hell i want. so here goes. i am so fucken irresistable it is unreal. let me describe to you how i know this. i had a crush on a certain someone. l...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

rant of the month: feeling the feeling of love

just when i thought my myspace blog days were but a distant speck in the rearview mirror precariously attached to my hyundai with duct tape, anderson cooper, with his square grey head and his incredib...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

honey, that outfit was ruined before i spilled coffee on it

it's 1:30 in the AM and i am no closer to finishing this god forsaken paper than i was before the project runway finale and "true life: i'm a staten island girl" which were both incredibly enriching. ...
Posted by anastacia beaverhousen on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST