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josh.

if EVERYTHING I do is wrong!? then Goddamn i'm doin it right!!

About Me

my accent comes out the more i drink. i LOVE chuck norris jokes, if you have any tell em to me. i like music/lyrics. my friends(are my life)i couldn't be here without em. my family. having fun, movies, SOME dogs not the annoying ones, and pictures. i like people, and i love people who like people. im supersticious. i dislike spiders and dr. pepper. i am organized, i will clean up after you. i like to have a good time and i like to laugh. the card game tump is the shit. i like my job. or just the people at my job. i'm never home. always on the go.gone...........
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Name: josh
Birthdate: may 29 nineteen egithy sixth
Birthplace: plymouth, nc
Current Location: greenville, nc
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: six four
Weight: seventeenhundred
Piercings: 4
Tatoos: 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: twat, douchebag, shut the fuck up.
FAVORITES
Food: channellos
Candy: nerds
Number: 21
Color: red
Animal: pets. blah
Drink: budweiser
Alcohol Drink: budweiser
Bagel: cream cheese
Letter: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Body Part on Opposite sex: boobies
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mc late at nite but bk for dinner
Strawberry or Watermelon: neither
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla neither
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: neither
Kiss or Hug: blowjob
Dog or Cat: neither
Summer or Winter: both
&..39;Scary Movies or Funny Movies:' funny
Love or Money: both
YOUR...
Bedtime: late
Most Missed Memory: tori
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: did i wake up on time
Best Friends: everyone
Weakness: never being able to say NOOOOOOO...
Fears: getting a DUI
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: ?
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: almost
Ever beaten someone up: almost
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: dark brown
Short or Long: in between
Height: medium or short or tall
Style: dont matter
Looks or Personality: all
Hot or Cute all
Drugs and Alcohol: your choice man not mine
Muscular or Really Skinny: dont care
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: blah
What country do you want to Visit: lithuania to see walter when elise goes
How do you want to Die: asleep
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: no i hate the rain
Get along with your Parents: i love them
Health Freak: fuck no
Do you think your Attractive: sure
Believe in Yourself: nope
Want to go to College: ha
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: drinks sure
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: oh yea
Do you Sing: showerly, car ridely
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: twins
Have your future kids names planned out: none yet, her decision, my input
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ha
Hate anyone: nope
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Music:

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My Chemical Romance's Myspace Page
* Classic Country (94.3 HANK F.M.) * Hip-Hip * Country * ROCK * Punk Rock * Classic Rock * Oldies * Pop * Alternative * Indie * Rap * Electronic * Reggae * R&B * Classical--not really * Jazz * Techno * Soundtrack * NAME IT... and it's probably on my playlist...

Television:



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Books:

“I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.” Chuck Palahniuk(most likely the TRUEST thing I have EVER READ!)

Heroes:

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What NASCAR driver are YOU???

Dale Earnhardt Jr.
You are pretty much the COOLEST person known to man, and you have great taste in just about everything. If you won this by accident, such as people named Bill, then you should leave this page right now because you dont deserve to even read this.

My Blog

BEER....haha

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer...
Posted by josh. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST

Where I come from.... It's Cornbread and Chicken...!

.. type="text/javascript">if(top != self){top.location.replace(self.location.href);}..>   MySpace.com  |  Hom...
Posted by josh. on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

The Ode to Josh... By: H.O.

MY FRIEND HEATHER  HAD TO WRITE A PAPER IN HER ENGLISH CLASS ABOUT SOMEONE SPECIAL... AND SHE CHOSE TO WRITE ABOUT ME...!  wow... I FEEL SPECIAL... THANKS H.O. (her initials)   Heather ...
Posted by josh. on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:32:00 PST

You think you know...But you have no IDEA...

To start off...I stole this from Ashley B...THX... A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 h...
Posted by josh. on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST