A cute story... |
i just thought this was too cute! this is something my cousin posted about her sister....
so im sittin here at the computer right,then all the sudden i hear my sister going oh god oh god...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:36:00 PST |
Garage Door |
Garage DoorA BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPERWAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOU...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:25:00 PST |
so true...had to repost |
What do you get in the end of it? A death. What'sthat, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.You should die first, you know, start out dead, get itout of the way. You wake up in a an old ag...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:35:00 PST |
Old Women & The Po-Po ;) |
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Woman: I'd give it to you but...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST |
When Girls Drink Too Much............ |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEX...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol..... |
Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, beer at the game, and you're even aro...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:42:00 PST |
This Is For The Girls Who Understand... |
Dear Kotex,I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my panty-liner had a bunch of"Kotex Tips for Life" on it.Annoying advice such as:Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.Avoiding ...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:43:00 PST |
SU-FI...For Those Who Don't Know.... |
SU-FIrok on / fuk offIf you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago."What the hell is the SU-FI or SUPERFINGER on your websi...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:26:00 PST |
My Life: The Soundtrack |
My Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits:
"Southern Fried Intro" Ludacris
Waking up:
"Overdrive" Katy Rose
Average day:
"The Quiet Things" Brand New
First date:
"First Date" Blin...
Posted by º"♥CaiiT♥"º on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 12:55:00 PST |
