If you want my full attention say something random, clever and interesting - and it better make me laugh. I speak w/o thinking and am inappropriate at work, in serious situations and any place where I've consumed more than 1 alcoholic beverage. I'm extremely intelligent, but feel stupid most of the time. Basically, my friends and I are cooler than you - so if you know me at all, you've heard a LOT about Carly and def know about the CAG crew. I suck at answering/returning calls due to my fake phone anxiety, however I'm a text message whore. I have a thing for adorable noses, love a man in a business suit, and think relationships and fire-crotches are strangely scary...
sn: jmee081
