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Chris

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am:

-a chronic liar

-a compulsive storyteller

-deathly afraid of spinal meningitis.

Also, you know in that movie "Labyrinth," when David Bowie does that trick with the crystal ball? I can do that.

I talk to myself out loud when no one's around. Sometimes, I do it when people are around, and they give me funny looks. Sometimes I sing out loud when I'm walking down the street; if people give me funny looks when I do that, I've never really noticed.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool cats with crazy hats. In French, I guess that's les chattes froides avec les chapeaus fous.

My Blog

An Open Letter to the Religious Guys

Dear Religious Guys:Here's the deal.  You win.  I will one hundred percent absolutely agree that the Government should be explicitly religious.  I am one-hundred percent behind putting ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:34:00 GMT

Chris is now officially a homeowner!

He has a valid opinion about property tax! It is too high.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:24:00 GMT

On "Stardust"

I saw this movie "Stardust," after reading the book when it first came out around eighty years ago.This is the kind of movie that makes me wish that there was some kind of law requiring all production...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:07:00 GMT

On Ghosts

I have, and if you've ever heard me talk you'll know, made a moderately extensive, informal study of horror.  What kinds of things are scary, why, to who, et cetera.  I did a bunch of interv...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 16:41:00 GMT

Chris's genius knows no bounds

I have written a new play.  It's hilarity will seize you by the testicles and swing you around the room.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 21:38:00 GMT

On Culture: Hitchens, Morrison, Ennis

Hitchens:I have been reading Christopher Hitchen's book "God Is Not Great," and man, Christopher Hitchens is a cranky, cranky man.  He makes up for it by being exceptionally literate, and really ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 17:48:00 GMT

Holy crap!

This was on the myspace front page, so maybe you saw it. I just wanted to save it somewhere, so that I can watch it over and over again.Beatboxing Flute Guy Add to My Profile | More Vid...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 18:16:00 GMT

No one is around, now...

And I have got a case of the Horrors that I can feel in my brain.  It's like the existential anxiety is giving me a seizure. I don't know if anyone else gets these.  Well, that's not true.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:51:00 GMT

Die-Hard 4

All right.  So, I've said before, at one point, that the two movies that defined masculinity in my mind, and the two movies that defined the aesthetics of the action-movie genre, to me, are Letha...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:29:00 GMT

Hugh Laurie

I have just finished reading Hugh Laurie's The Gunseller.  Do not let the back of the book fool you.  It is not a comic romp through anything.  It is a spy story.  Witty, droll, su...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 14:05:00 GMT