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About Me

its hot as fuck now, so the snowboard is in the closet and the boxing gloves are out. and i fix cars. i'm back home faggots so tuck your balls when you see me. i market myself shamelessly as a badass with a righteous streak a mile wide. knowing me is going to make you rich one day. i represent for my gang back home. at times, a flip of a coin or a shake of the magic 8ball makes my life decision. i do what I believe is the right thing. i am my judge, my jury, and my executioner. you don't influence what i do, who i am, how i act, what i think, what i feel, my actions or my conscience unless your name is brandon, sarah, drew, zack, brett, cesar, jen, or joey. depending on my on the spot judgement of your appearance, i can be an asshole, or a friendly person.im fresh outta school and looking for a job right now, but still am up till sunrise almost every day. i enjoy teaching stupid people lessons, taking stuck up bitches and pseudo-intellectuals down a peg, and ruining the day of anyone i believe is either full of shit, or just plain stupid. if you piss me off, i will verbally put you on the spot right then and there. i dont take people's shit, and if they try to give my some, i will force it down their throat. people who run their mouth behind my back and have nothing but smiles to my face cant hide forever, and when they are uncovered for being the lying shit talking back stabbing snakes they are, i will hinder their ability to produce verbal communication.i am a misanthropist who teeters on the edge of buffoonery but never quite falls in, an egotist blind to my own failings, a charming drunk; and a man who hates children, dogs, and women, unless they are the wrong sort of women. my AIM is boonquack, say somethin. and fucking with my peer base is gonna give you a broken face. thats pretty much it.

My Interests

friends, fucking around, and of course, the ladies

I'd like to meet:

danny kass

Music:

good music.

Movies:

lots of movies, some of my favs are full metal jacket, clockwork orange, lord of the rings, oceans 11, fight club, american psycho, poolhall junkies, boondock saints

Television:

cartoons, history channel, discovery channel, and funny shows

Books:

not really any books, but some good books i have read are the golden compass, the subtle knife, and the amber spyglass. all by philip pullman. somewhat of a harry potter kind of thing.

Heroes:

My homies, Mirko Filipovic, Vanderlei Silva, Kru Pongsan, Nick Jett

My Blog

songs i wrote

Out of place I see you in the back looking for a fight Your not about unity or having fun You're all about being tough I hit you and its not alright But go ahead bitch, swing if you dare Cuz il...
Posted by The JZA on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST

you're not punk rock.

im sick of all these shithead kids walking around my fucking town wearing bondage pants and a three colored mohawk. fuck you. you are not punk rock. get it through your head. heres the thing that conf...
Posted by The JZA on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:43:00 PST

threatening old ladies with brass knuckles

so i threatened some old lady today. read on to hear about my wacky adventures. so after me and my nigga beau leave costco this morning, beau notices there is a person standing next to my car. they ar...
Posted by The JZA on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

to all my friends

this ones for all my friends. as i look back on the 19 years that i've had in this town, ive come to realize that the last few have probably been the best. I know im only going to be gone for 10 month...
Posted by The JZA on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:46:00 PST

best night of my life

alright so brett, andrew, jon vang,jon vang's dad, justin reiner, ray, randy, and omar are at the aquabats show, having a good time. after the show, some little bullshit fights looked like they were a...
Posted by The JZA on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:26:00 PST

fuck college!

i made a major decision today. i am dropping out of csun tomorow and i am going to get a full time job and try and save up some money. over the summer, im going to register at LA trade tech, then tran...
Posted by The JZA on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:46:00 PST

not this fucking time

im not fucking waiting for you ever fucking again. my night is always fucking ruined by me waiting and never getting that call. fuck that. if im not fucking important to you, just fucking say so. dont...
Posted by The JZA on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

snowboarding and shit

i went snowboarding at mountain high with my cousins mac and peet, and two bitches. my sister went too. lots of good family shit. the whole day goes by, and we start getting a little nuts....
Posted by The JZA on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:02:00 PST

oh shit

we are going to huntington beach to look at a wrx. oh snap. im fuckin excited.
Posted by The JZA on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:36:00 PST

goin to thailand

im goin to thailand today in 5 hours and im really gonna miss all the homies that have made my summer so great. ill be back on july 20th. i will miss sarah the most.
Posted by The JZA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST