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About Me

I am a stud. By stud I mean a lanky 6'4" 170lbs man. I was born and raised in Arizona, and somehow ended up in Springfield, IL. Go Figure. I was raised by a small pack of ferrets in the desert and after learning that I was human entered a state of fear and self loathing for about two hours.Although I never anticipated marrying young I did. Damn it! If your reading this honey...I love you and cherish you. If your a hot babe who might want to "jump my bones" disregard the pre-mentioned wife. KIDDING BABY!I have gone sky diving (I wet myself) I have acted on stage in front of hundreds of people (Again..Wet myself) I have even kissed a woman...... (bing...wet myself)However...there are many other things I wish to accomplish. And they are as follows.1. Fly a jet 2. Marry Tom Cruise....Damn it...taken 3. Make my dirty gene pool live on....my kid is evil. 4. Dry hump Angelina Jolies leg.....don't ask 5. Make "Whoopie" in a claw foot bath tub And finally.....PERSONALLY IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH!

My Interests

I have been a Cowboy's fan since I was about 7. So for any haters, please check your criticism at the door. Say what you want about my boys but at least I'm not a band wagon fan or a FAIR Weather fan. I have a special bond with that team and will root for them my whole life. GO COWBOYS!

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Tom Cruz (from Top Gun not Oprah), President Bush...So I can destroy him, Voltron, Rocky and Bullwinkle, all the Thundercats, Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat I, the guy who invented K Y Jelly and Bel Biv Davoe (sp)And of course, the very famous, Shake Zilla the Mic thriller

Music:

Everyone always says they like all types of music..That's crap.. Here's the truth about my taste in music. If the Beatles did it...I like it. If Pink Floyd did it....I like it. Phish...ROCKSCountry....either makes me cry or want to go shoot shotguns out at Brent's parents house.Pop Music.....Has two very different effects of my persona. Either I dance like N SYNC or I want to curse because I am not smooth enough to dance to it.Heavy Metal....Makes me think of S&M movies where it's filmed in really bad 8MM film. Don't ask...the summer of 98 was a long one.

Movies:

Here is the top five for Mark:1: Dead Poet's Society 2: Top Gun 3: The Princess Bride 4: Monty Python and the Holy Grail 5: Gangster .. 1This could change at a moments notice.

My Blog

Anger is fun

I LOVE WOMEN I think our good friend Kenny said it best in "Half Baked" when he said, "Have you ever run naked backwards through a cornfield?" This is my current metaphore for women in r...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:07:00 PST

The Beavis and The Butthead

Philosophical Genius or Over-active Sphinkter There was a time when I attributed all of my sense of humor to fart jokes and low chuckles by like-minded friends, but I have gone beyond that...or have I...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST