I ride a little bike cause big bikes are for pussies (hankster)!
BMX (Yes, I ride a little bike), Music, Skateboarding (I'm whoreable), Sucking at playing my electric guitar, Girls and Boobies, HackySack, Lesbians, Other crap.
Hot Chicks, cause theyre hot....Dane Cook, cause hes a silly bitch...Sacha Baron Cohen, cause hes Borat
Local H, Disturbed, Greenday, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Evergreen Terrace, Blink-182, The Offspring, Bloodhound Gang, Crossfade, Good Charlette, Sum-41, Underoath, Korn, Beyond Fatal , Weezer, System Of a Down, Susie's Neighbor, and others.
I films your mom.
CSI, SNL, Mad TV, South Park, and (of course) The Office.
Steven Hamilton, Ryan Guettler, Edwin Delarosa.