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Serge?

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I wish I had perfect pitch. I pace when I'm talking on the phone. I am lazy to a fault. I can't stop chewing my nails. I have a wide variety of interests. I am the most normal hu-man you will ever meet.

My Interests

art, ska, hats, language, rock climbing, skateboarding, video games, tetris, being offensive, bitching, drifting, go, food, nudity, travel, the sex

I'd like to meet:

My doppelganger. Apparently he lives in Montana? Let's hook up.aim=lil6655321 yahoo=kindofawesome [email protected]

Music:

Nirvana, The Arcade Fire, Massive Attack, Simon and Garfunkel, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, The Who, Elliott Smith, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Doors, The Specials, The Suicide Machines, The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins, Queen, The Clash, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Streets, Suburban Legends, Bjork, The Aquabats, Bob Marley, The Dresden Dolls, Wolf Parade, Eels, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Operation Ivy, My Bloody Valentine, Death From Above 1979, Pixies, Muse, Jimi Hendrix, Flight of the Conchords, Gogol Bordello, Streetlight Manifesto, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Dinosaur Jr, Sonic Youth, Mew, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Dethklok, The Misfits

Movies:

Lost In Translation, Ichi The Killer, The Nightmare Before Christmas, High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wild Zero, Battle Royale, Ronin, Dr. Strangelove, Rules of Attraction, Rashomon, Sin City, Unleashed, The Great Escape

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, King of the Hill, Scrubs, Trigger Happy TV, MXC, Dead Like Me, Harvey Birdman, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Entourage, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, The Office, Upright Citizens Brigade, Starved, Metalocalypse, Flight of the Conchords, Battlestar Galactica, Venture Brothers

Books:

My favorite book is a tie between Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy and Heart Of Darkness.

My Blog

a short story.

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Posted by Serge? on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:17:00 PST

a strange and amazing tale for the little ones

A class of grumpy children make their way through the dark woods towards a soft glow emanating from the center of everything, drawn to light ever so curiously as all small creatures are.  Having ...
Posted by Serge? on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:26:00 PST

hamlet abridged script

I was too lazy to write in Shakespearian prose, so I just made everyone talk like Yoda.  I think it works.  Anyways, Hamlet:   Hamlet, Prince of Denmark: The Abridged Script Act I A Cas...
Posted by Serge? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST