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Harley Quinn

Zeke the Plumber.

About Me


-oblivious (extremely.)
-Grammar Nazi.
-I have an odd fascination with tater tots.
-I plan to first become president of the United States, then eventually plot world domination through walrus based agriculture. I will then install a Heatharchy: a system of government under which you all adopt and conform to my beliefs and appoint me as the Supreme Ruler of the Universe.
-I can tie a cherry stem into a knot...without using my mouth.
-I like the word GESTICULATE. It sounds so dirty =x Like hmm, for example, Liz is gesticulating...but where? Where exactly is she gesticulating? In her pants? I certainly think some wild gestures may be going down in the South Pole. What a little gesticulating slut ;x
-I hate violence. It’s just about always unnecessary, but people wanna be ignorant. Just don't get me violent and ignorant.
- Independent thinking works. Do unbiased/both sides/open mind homework before you open your mouth. Partisanship to ANY viewpoint = a brain drowning in oxygen deprived fluid encased in a cracked eggshell of an aborted fetus of original thought. I don't talk politics because my words will bounce off your sponge-less cranium while you spew status quo rhetoric of __ viewpoints out of emotivism and tradition. Same goes for religion. Warfare ensues.
- I love lemurs.
I like to play with people's hair. Case in point:
.. The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU.

aim - heathurrr

People who can solve (1)(-1) and know that "ludicrous" is the proper spelling of the word. and someone who will talk to me about Dennis Kucinich and existentialism.

Music:

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:



im a movie freak. Cinephile.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck, Prisonbreak, 24, Whose Line is it Anyway?, The History Channel, CW11News, ER, Dr. 90210, Fresh Prince, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Family Guy, Boy Meets World, Wonder YEars, I Love Lucy, Saved by the Bell, Full House, Cosby Show, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's MOdern Life, Desperate Housewives, South Park, Meerkat Manor(bahaha.), GIlmore Girls, Supernatural, Criss Angel, Miami Ink, OSU football, KNicks games, yomomma, Discovery Channel,weeds, scare tactics,the wire,heroes, most standup comedy,House MD, Ultimate Fighter,FEAR,and stupid dating shows rotting my mind into the most vile goo. MAN VS WILD. AND CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT

Books:

i loveeee to read

Heroes:

Batman

the Joker. (Jack Nicholson. and now Heath Ledger
Chuck Norris and Gary Busey

Judge Mathis
Greg Behrendt

Solid Snake

Samuel L. Jackson, FOO.

Jack Motherfucking Bauer

HOWEVER, THE BIGGEST ONE IIS:MICHAEL TIEMCHAIYAPUM

My Blog

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I just posted a blog because some cunt threatened to delete me if I didn't. .....hi syphi! :-*
Posted by Harley Quinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST