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Stefascope

Her tights are so thick you'll never reach her fanny!

About Me

I make a fool of myself on a regular basis

I live in London, I want to live on a narrow boat

Being with friends in the park in summer, playing frisbee, or at a great gig is when i am at my happiest.

I am Stefanie. I'm a complete geek, but i rock!
(so i am told)


Now for a bit of poetry from miss scarlett, about yours truely...

I know a WHORE called Stefi
With one tit which hangs to the lefty
She's such a big SLAG
Giving loads of guys SHAGS
That her STI count is quite hefty.

There once was a cheap sailor slag
With the body of a very old hag
Her mind, it was loopy
Her arse, it was droopy
For years now, she hasnt seen a shag.

(Cheeky bitch)

My Interests

  • Dancing
  • Being drunk
  • Flat pack furniture
  • Vegetables
  • Tequila
  • Corona with a lime
  • Pool
  • The car race game in the hayfield
  • Rolling down hills
  • The cold side of the pillow
  • Playing Frisbee
  • Driving adventures late at night
  • Maths
  • Physics
  • Art
  • Offspring and Office
  • Jelly
  • Tea and Biscuits (its the dunking action),
  • Ice lollies
  • De-fuzzed legs
  • My freshly made bed
  • First cup of tea of the day
  • Drunken dancing
  • Gigs
  • Lying on the floor
  • France
  • All things French
  • Musical Instruments
  • Music magazines
  • Sunglasses
  • Cheese
  • Marmite
  • Orange Juice with bits in it
  • Piercing
  • Tattoos
  • Long hair on men
  • Facial hair


  • I'd like to meet:

    A wooly mammoth.

    Barry Scott of Cilit Bang fame!

    Sebastian from the Little Mermaid. But only if he brings his shell.

    People....I like them.

    Music:



    AC/DC,
    Air,
    Arcade Fire,
    Audioslave,
    Avenged sevenfold,
    Beastie boys,
    Beck,
    Belle and Sebastian,
    BRMC,
    Blues Brothers,
    Blur,
    Boy Kill Boy,
    Charles Trenet,
    Cream,
    David Bowie,
    Deep Purple,
    Deftones,
    Distillers,
    Divine Comedy,
    Dizze Rascal,
    Doors,
    Eagles of Death Metal,
    Elliot Smith,
    Feeder,
    Foo Fighters,
    Glitterati,
    Goldfrapp,
    Graham Coxon,
    Green Day,
    Herbie Hancock,
    Hoobastank,
    Incubus,
    Infadels,
    Interpol,
    James,
    Janes Addiciton,
    Jet,
    Jimi Hendrix,
    John Frusciante,
    Johnny Cash,
    Joy Division,
    Juliette and the Licks,
    Kasabian,
    Kings of Leon,
    Kingsize,
    the Kinks,
    Le Tigre,
    Led Zeppelin,
    Lenny Kravitz,
    Lost Prophets,
    Louis XIV,
    Lynyrd Skynyrd,
    MC Solaar,
    Metallica,
    MIA,
    Mr Scruff,
    Muse,
    New Order,
    Nina Simone,
    Nine Inch Nails,
    Nirvana,
    Ocean Colour Scene,
    Paul Weller,
    Peaches,
    PJ Harvey,
    Placebo,
    Primal Scream,
    Prodigy,
    Protocol,
    Pulp,
    QOTSA,
    Radiohead,
    Rage Against the Machine,
    Red Hot Chili Peppers,
    Robots in Disguise,
    Screaming Trees,
    Sigur Ros,
    Soundgarden,
    Stone Roses,
    Tenacious D,
    The Black Keys,
    The Fratellis,
    The Horrors,
    The Jam,
    The Klaxons,
    The Rakes,
    The Strokes,
    The Who,
    T-Rex,
    Tool,
    Towers of London,
    UNKLE,
    We Are Scientists,
    White Rose Movement,
    White Strips,
    The Who,
    Wolfmother,
    Yeah Yeah Yeahs

    Movies:

    Blow,
    dodgeball,
    big fish ,
    zoolander,
    In the Heat of the Night,
    Southpark the movie,
    the elephant man,
    one flew over the cuckoos nest,
    battle royale,
    oldboy
    seven,
    shaun of the dead,
    On the waterfront,
    anchorman,
    belleville rendez-vous,
    cool runnings,
    Amelie,
    green street,
    Napoleon Dynamite,
    dumb and dumber,
    quadrophenia,
    The Big Lebowski,
    Goonies,

    Sideways,
    waynes world ,
    spinal tap,
    labyrinth

    Television:

    most of it is complete pap really....apart from mock the week and the mighty boosh!

    Books:

    Diary - Chuck Palahnuik,
    Handmaids tale - Margaret Attwood,
    Lullaby - Chuck Palahnuik
    Vernon God Little,
    Curious incident of the dog in the night time,
    Harry potter books(surprisingly catchy)
    most kids books as well.

    Heroes:

    This lotI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

    My Blog

    my loathing of the general public!

    Now Im not going to rattle off some huge list of why I dislike the general public as I fear I may be here a while, and I am pretty knackered.......:But after getting back from the cinema, I discover I...
    Posted by Stefascope on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:21:00 PST

    Mind the hole!

    Stupid Hackney, have decided to route up all the streets to sort out the water works... As if this wasn't a pain in the face enough the streets have 4 ft deep trenches running along the curb. Almost d...
    Posted by Stefascope on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:31:00 PST

    educating teenagers.....

    I know this is going to seem somewhat insensitive, its not....   But having just watched a woman give birth on TV, I may just keep my legs together in future! As lovely as kids are, and I like ki...
    Posted by Stefascope on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

    jamal is the best!!!

    big jam is the greatest !!!!
    Posted by Stefascope on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:55:00 PST

    Soundtrack to my life

    Your Life: The Soundtrack Opening credits: parklife - blur Waking up: alive and amplified - mooney suzuki Average day: cool for cats - the squeeze (hehehe) First date: good vibrations - the...
    Posted by Stefascope on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:12:00 PST

    Roll up, myspazz auction time!!!!!!!!!

    Roll up. Roll up. Roll up, one and all, after three years of Uni have had a clear out and I am auctioning all my unwanted things that were found under my bed during the old heave ho! I have to say I a...
    Posted by Stefascope on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST

    bored of the world cup yet?

    I have realised I am actually bored of the world cup!!! Anyone else agree? I have no interest in it, nor do I have any time to watch it, and quite frankly I dont give two tugs of a dead dogs wotsit! I...
    Posted by Stefascope on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:28:00 PST

    all you non-students

    i swear to god all you non-students out there( i mean people who have never been uni students) you dont know how lucky you have got it. i dont think i have ever been this stressed in my life. fucking ...
    Posted by Stefascope on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:47:00 PST

    stefanie's new nap rules

    having, just woken up from a much needed sleep, i have found the inprints of keyboard on my face. i need to A.go to bed earlier, B. stop going on my laptop when in bed, C.learn to pay attention t...
    Posted by Stefascope on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST