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Craig

I have gained this by philosophy, that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of

About Me

Now, lets get something straight, I'm not just some geek who plays with swords. I'm a geek who plays with swords professionally.

Here's something you should probably know about me; I don't just randomly "Friend" people. My Friends are mostly people I know in real life. I'm all for making new friends, but
SEND ME A MESSAGE BEFORE YOU SEND a FRIEND REQUEST!?,
ok?

 Wanna see more of me? Well I've got
Photo Albums

Tis the season, right?

My Interests

Stage Combat (SAFD), Theater, Film, Movies, Music, Graphic Literature ( or Comic Books if you wanna be a dick about it), Cooking, Martial Arts, Philosophy, Deep Questions, History, Pool (the swimming kind and the shooting kind), Bio-mechanics

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, free thinkers, artists, con men (and women), people from High School who've done crazy sh*t with their lives.

Music:

Techno - Paul Oakenfold, David Guetta, Prodigy, Daft Punk, Fatboy Slim, Blue Man Group, BT Rock - Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Dave Matthews Band, Kenny Wayne Shepard Band, Guns N Roses, Matchbox 20, Collective Soul

Movies:

Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderes, Jason Statham, Christina Ricci, Nathan Fillion, Salma Hayak, Quentin Tarantino, Christian Bale, Brad Pitt, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Brazil, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord Of The Rings, American History X, The Last Samurai, Memento, The Crow, Half Baked, The Mask of Zorro, Batman Begins, Serenity, Troy, Sin City,

Television:

Alias, Babylon 5, Firefly, Highlander, The Simpsons, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Friends, CSI, Scrubs, Samurai Jack, Muppets, Heroes, Mythbusters, Ninja Warrior

Books:

Enders Game, Kingdom Come, The Dark Knight Returns, Anita Blake, Hitchhikers Guide Trilogy, The Noble Dead Series, Dune,

Heroes:



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My Blog

30 Second Movie Review: Diary Of The Dead

Netflixed and watched alone. It's pretty much like George Romero saw Cloverfield and thought "Hey, I could do that". It's alright. It has the obvious problem of not being scary....but it makes up for ...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:55:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review: Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of DEAR GOD THIS MOVIE SUCKED!

Seen in Destin FL while on vacation with Ann, Shawn, Tim, Carline and Kayce. In a nutshell, this movie was terrible. Not only was the plot totally worthless, the characters two dimensional and the eve...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:34:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review: Prince Caspian

Watched in theaters with Kayce. Better than The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, mostly because of better fight choreography and better acting on the part of the Pevensie children. And this one has a ...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:40:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review: Iron Man

Saw in theaters (Rockville Regal) with Kayce. It's Awesome Better than Spider-man. Only two things could have made it better. More "Hero in action" moments and someone other than Paltrow playing Pepp...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:56:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review: Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem

Aliens VS Predator: RequiemNetflixed and watched alone at my parents house while doing laundry. Weak. Weak movie. Better plot and violence than the other AVP movie out there, but total lack of star po...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:33:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forgetting Sarah MarshallSeen at Tyson's Corner with Clarissa - 4/27/08A highly funny, if somewhat forgettable movie. This movie's strong point is that it keeps the laughs moving at a pretty steady cl...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review : Beowulf

Netflixed, watched alone. Beowulf. Or as I think it should be called"Beowulf: A Cautionary Tale of Giving your Penis Administrative Control"Interesting, if not entirely fufilling movie. Intense sexual...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:36:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review : Stardust

StardustNetflixed and watched with KayceAn excellent movie. Not too much of anything. Not too much a kids movie, not too much a grown up movie, not too serious, not too funny.....very well done.Reccom...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:52:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review : Reign Over Me

NetflixedWatched at Home with KayceA very well made, moving film. It's only shortcomings are that it doesn't reach the emotional hights that it could have, and it runs a bit slow at times.Very deep, v...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:08:00 PST

30 Second Movie Review : Anger Management

NetflixedWatched with Kayce at home. To sum up: Not funny. With the single exception of a musical number and a few bits from John Tuturro (sp?), not a funny movie. Mostly a big waste of time. Predicta...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:55:00 PST