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Mr. Anonymous

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About Me


A Few Random Facts About Andrew…
… He lives in New Port Richey, Florida right now. He doesn’t like it much.

… He used to live in Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin.

… Despite his intense hatred for driving in snow, he misses living there quite a bit.

… Andrew tends to follow his heart in life, but that silly head of his gets in the way from time to time.

… He is somewhat of a loser by society’s standards, but he doesn’t mind so much.

… He wears only black and paints his nails (usually black as well, but not always).

… While he does admire and enjoy the work of some celebrities, Andrew feels that the celebrity obsession and warped Hollywood idealism which runs rampant (particularly in America) is a sickness that should be eradicated as soon as possible.

… Andrew feels that the internet is both the single greatest and the absolute worst invention in the history of mankind.

… His favorite color is pink. No he is not gay (and finds nothing wrong with being gay). Deal with it.

… He thinks that flannel pajamas on a woman are sexy.

… He feels the same way about lingerie, eye-glasses, and pigtails.

… Andrew does not now and never plans on owning a cell phone.

… He doesn’t drink or smoke and is completely drug free.

… He does not understand the appeal of tattoos or piercings and, while it may sound a bit sexist (he apologizes for that, by the way) finds them rather unattractive on women (generally speaking).

… He loves professional wrestling and has for as long as he can remember.

… Andrew’s values and core beliefs are a mixture of traditional and modern.

… He does not believe in pigeon-holing one’s self into one set of religious ideals and chooses to take bits and pieces from many different faiths.
… While he genuinely adores the beauty and wonder of nature, he does not spend a whole lot of time in it (damn allergies).
… He enjoys writing poetry and novels, all of which are widely unread.
… You can find some of his poetry in his blog above.
… He knows you will most likely not read it.
… He just thought he’s mention it anyway.

…And Lastly…
… Andrew is always happy to answer any and all questions you might have, so please, do not hesitate to ask anything.
The Basics
Name: Andrew
Birthdate: Sometime In Septermber
Where Were You Born? Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin
Where Do you Live Now? New Port Richey, Florida
Hair Color: Gone
Eye Color: Brown
Height: About Six Foot
Weight: Chubby
Marital Status: Single And Very Much Hating It
Favorites
Color: Pink
Animal: Sharks & Snakes
Sport: Hockey, Olympic Sports, Football
Movie: Harry And The Hendersons, Edward Scissorhands, & The Crow (But There's A Whole Bunch Of Other's Too)
TV Show: Fraggle Rock
Musical Artist/Group: Too Many To Even Begin Mentioning
Food/Resaurant Chinese
Holiday: Don't Care For Holidays
Clothing Style: Comfortable
This Or That
Chocolate Or Vanilla: Vanilla
Movies Or Television: DVDs Of All Types
Dogs Or Cats: Doggies
Hot Or Cold: Cold
Chocolate Or Vanilla: Didn't I Just Answer That Question
Day Or Night: Night
Black Or White: Gray
Parties Or Get-Togethers: Get-Togethers
CDs Or MP3s: CDs
Have You Ever...
Been in Love? Yup
Had Your Heart Broken? Who Hasn't?
Ran Over An Animal? I Brake For Animals... People On The Other Hand...
Been Drunk? Never Have, Never Will.
Been High? ^^^ Ditto ^^^
Been In A Car Wreck? Yup.
Said The Words "I Love You" To Someone? Yes
Random Questions
Do You Have Any Tatoos and/or Piercings? My Left Ear Pierced Twice. Nothing Else.
Do You Find Yourself Attractive? Eh...
What's Your Dream Job? House Husband/Writer/Professional Bowler
Are You The Jealous Type? I Can Be A Tad Jealous From Time To Time
What Do You Consider Your Best Physical Feature? You Tell Me...
What Do You Consider Your Best Non-Physical Feature? Don't Know Off-Hand
Would You Rather Been Physically Or Emotionall Hurt? Physically.
What Do You Want Most in Life? Love.
What Do You Appreciate Most Out Of Your Life Right Now? Time.
Favorite... In A Guy/Girl
Eye Color: Doesn't Really Matter As Long As They're Soft Eyes
Hair Length/Color: Doesn't Matter As Long As It's Natural
Physical Feature: Eyes & A Sweet Smile
Clothing Style: Whatever
Body Type: Average
The Love Stuff
Would You Change For Someone You Loved? Only Inconsequetial Things
What's Your Ideal Date? Cuddling On The Couch In Front Of A Movie or A Quiet Night At Home
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? Not Really... Lust At First Sight, Sure, But Love Takes Time.
Sex On The First Date... Yes Or No? Never.
Kiss On The First Date... Yes Or No? Depends...
Hook-Ups Or Relationships? Relationships. Hook-Ups Are Empty And Meaningless
What's The Sweetest Thing you've Ever Done For A Guy/Girl? I Don't Know, You'd Have To Ask Them.
What's The Sweetest Thing A Guy/Girl Has Ever Done For You? Said They Loved Me.
Do You Believe That Marriage Is An Outdated Ritual? Not At All.
Do You Have Any Dating Deal Breakers? Smoking, Drinkning, Drug Use, Too Many Tattoos/Piercings, Disrespect, Dressing Slutty, Liars, Cheating
What's Your Biggest Turn On In A Guy/Girl? Pigtails, Wearing Pink, Glasses, Honesty, Modesty (Both In Dress & Lifestyle), Loyalty, Respect For Others
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Andrew dreams of meeting that special someone. While some may deem it a silly and childish notion, he whole heartedly believes that love does still exist in this world and hopes that one day soon he will find it himself. With that said…

Andrew is rather shy and unfortunately hampered by some less than wonderful social anxiety issues. Combine that with the aforementioned “loser-ish-ness” and well, he’s not exactly everyone’s prince charming. Despite this, he fantasizes that somewhere out there is a woman who may fancy him a wonderful partner. He’s hoping that somehow, she might even be reading this right now, thinking of whether or not to write Andrew. He hopes she does.

Andrew does not believe there is ever a good reason to cheat on a significant other. Even if he feels that it is forgivable in certain instances, he would never do so himself. Andrew is strictly a one woman type of guy. Furthermore, Andrew does not believe in casual sex with a multitude of partners. He tries not to judge the goings on of two consenting adults, but when it comes to sex, Andrew feels it is best enjoyed within the confines of a loving and monogamous relationship. As such, he has chosen to wait at least until he has that loving and monogamous relationship, if not until he’s married, before having sex again. He realizes this is not a popular choice in modern times, but popularity does not matter to him.

Andrew likes women who are modest, both in lifestyle and clothing choice. He does not care about money, social status, or other trivial matters. And so long as she’s not a porn star, stripper, or other similar professional, he does not care what job she has. In fact, he doesn’t so much care if she even has a job at all. Andrew likes women who some might describe as “mousy” ,“plain”, or “average”. He doesn’t place much value on societies view of what is extraordinary, as he feels each person is unique and wonderful in their own way (with the exception of rapists, pedophiles, and other such scumbags, who he feels should be destroyed).

Andrew only has three true deal breakers; smoking, drinking, and drug use. Other than those, he does have certain things he likes and dislikes, but those are the only things he absolutely does not want in a significant other.

My Blog

Such Wisdom From The Rat

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Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:33:00 GMT

Dream

Dream I think I died a little tonight. I awoke suddenly with a tear in my eye and a hole in my heart. These dreams& They haunt me. Every night they visit; these wonderful visions of bliss, these pure...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:29:00 GMT

Moments

Moments Every moment was precious And every smile so very divine But now I wait With baited breath For those moments to be mine Every touch was so wondrous And every kiss so very soft But now I wait I...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:21:00 GMT

So Numb, So Dumb

So Numb, So Dumb So numb So dumb Always hoping to find someone So tired Another liar Such a wasted desire And I'll fall apart all over again And I'll try and try knowing I won't win This game of life...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:19:00 GMT

Back To Numb

Back To Numb There's no feeling stronger than numbness. When you fall awake every night, Afraid to close your eyes, Afraid to see those visions again; Those wonderful films of joy which haunt your dre...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Colorblind

Colorblind Love is made of colors I can't see. I dream in vivid brilliance, But I live only in shades of gray. I wander, Lifeless and alone. Hoping that perhaps one day. One day&
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:13:00 GMT

Still Within Me

Still Within Me If loneliness were catching The world would be infected And if love were truly out there I wouldn't be rejected But I still hope And I still dream I still feel you next to me Another d...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:12:00 GMT

A Choice

It was a lonely night, much like the one before it and the one before that. I sat in silence at the edge of my bed, wondering why the pain inside me refused to depart. Darkness surrounded me as I beg...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:12:00 GMT

Life... So True

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Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:53:00 GMT

The Internet In A Nutshell

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Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:18:00 GMT