Rob Holmes

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- I entertain people, I'm good at it, so I do it. If you don't find anything that at least makes you smile on my page then you have poor tastes and should seek counseling.
- I am Auristiflexic.
- Never mistake my kindness for weakness.
- Word of Advice: NEVER lie to a Computer Security Expert. If they want the truth they WILL get it.
- If you don't read my page before you ask me questions, I reserve the right to openly ridicule you. :)
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Recent:
July 1, 2008 - 4:36pm
- Check out my blog for a link to Dave and Rhonda's wedding photos. 160+ shots of goodness.
- I saw The Incredible Hulk last night with friends. It's quite good. Leaps and bounds better than the original Hulk movie. It even has a cameo appearance of the original Hulk from the old series. Pretty freaking sweet! It's worth seeing it in the theater so pay the money.
- Advice for Men: Never wrap yourself up with a girl that is "dating around". Expect better. Make sure your the only guy she is interested in. It's ok to keep the date around girls as friends but don't go out of your way for them. you'll just get let down.
- Advice for Women: Don't make a man's problems your problem. It's ok to be there for your man or friend but don't feel responsible for his feelings on a situation you have no control over. You aren't obligated to resolve his issues. This is especially true if you really aren't committed to the guy. Don't over invest in someone that isn't worth it... in fact this advice can be applied to Men with women like this as well, take it from ME I KNOW!
June 24, 2008 - 1:41pm
- Last night was Kristin's birthday party. Check out my blog for the photos and here is some silliness compliments of me...
June 23, 2008 - 11:58am
MAJOR NEWS:
- George Carlin has passed away from major heart failure at the age of 71 yesterday. This is a terrible loss for the comedic world. Carlin leaves behind a huge memorable legacy that has touched everyone in the world. I will write more on this later. I miss you George. :(
June 21, 2008 - 11:58am
- Apparently this matters... I am writing this entry naked. So get your oh's, ah's and ew's out of the way now.
- I like to drive around and explore things. This time I decided to visit my old stomping grounds and visit the neighborhood I grew up in. As I rolled through my old neighborhood and noticed all the changes I came upon my old house with the young couple living there sitting on the porch. They asked me what I was doing and I told them that I grew up in that house. The young lady was so kind and she told me to park my car and come in. I was surprised at first because she was so friendly. After spending sometime talking about the neighborhood and sharing experiences about the house I was happy to know a great couple now owned my home. Some of the things haven't changed about the place. There is still this huge board with my name on it in the garage from fort building and the rafters in it are still the same. They improved the home interior with a gas fireplace and a heated floor. Yea, it's pretty pimp. Probably the most important thing I saw though was they didn't cut down the tree I planted when I was around 8yrs old. It's still there and HUGE. They told me I had an open invitation to stop by whenever... good people. I am happy they are in my home.
- I have discovered that looks matter more than I originally thought. I like to believe that I have a firm grasp of the effects of certain things but sometimes even I get surprised. I have found that since I have been reshaping my looks my whistle factor has increased. If you don't know what the whistle factor is, it's the number of given 'hot' whistles you get during a certain time period. I measure mine in weekly increments because I just don't get them enough daily. Since I have started working out my whistle factor is 4. Not too bad.
- Sharks Club Shenanigans. It was quite a slow night last night but there was some action.. I caught a guy stealing wallets and almost got to pummel the shit out of him. Now I'm not a violent person but everyone has their limit of putting up with shit. I wasn't working last night so for me that was shorter than usual. Regardless it just turned into a mouthfest from him and the cops never showed up. The girl decided not to press charges and the guy left before they would have got there anyhow. Yay! *roll eyes here*
- Off to the park I go to work on my fitness. It's just getting better!
June 17, 2008 - 11:09am
- Today's lesson is, do not let someone else's problems and crazy ruin your life. Even still my ex can't admit her problems (I won't talk about them in respect for privacy)... couldn't be an adult and fess up and make things right, then on top of that lies to herself and everyone else about the error of her ways. I can only walk away because I have tried everything to help her. As if that's not enough, she found someone over 3 weeks ago. Wow able to move on so quick... and STILL talks to her ex. I feel so sorry for this new guy. I can safely say that I don't have to worry about it anymore. You can't allow the problems of others, especially the ones you care about tear you down when they don't care about you. We got into it last night and it just became a huge dramafest about her "stuff"... Which I threw out a week ago. She had ample opportunity to get it and resolve the problems at hand but she never answered my calls or txt's so it's her fault. She was too busy with her 'new' guy. hahaha... The poor soul.
- BUT... I am a forgiving person. Maybe one day she will grow-up, address her problems, and love for love and not money. Even though it's a 1 in a million chance maybe she will even admit her wrongs she did to me and make amends... haha... nah fat chance at that. All I ever wanted was honesty. Again, something I can't seem to find in a partner.
- It's time to divert my energies into myself now. I have plans to make a few millions and it looks like God has decided that a relationship will just have to wait. I am totally OK with that.
- I went and saw Ironman last night... Yea I know! I am the last to see it! Blah Blah.. If you haven't seen it, it's worth the theater time. I had a blast with friends. Cooked an awesome spaghetti dinner afterwards which was loved. I have never really been a good cook but I am thinking of taking it up because I seem to like it!
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Abstract:
I do what I want, when I want, how I want.
I make people laugh till they pee their pants, even if it's at my own expense. I care. Laughing is healing.
Dynamic .
My personality in a single word. This is not to be confused with the following: bipolar, multiple personalities, or any other version/perversion of the English language with negative connotation.
Misunderstood .
The word I use when people that can't think past 5 steps ahead of what they see me doing use this word. Which allows them to associate a various color of other nicknames to me, such as: asshole, dickhead, loser, fucker, lamer, ass, donkey puncher, and idiot. These people simply can't see the ends to my means.
Happiness .
This word is one of the most important words in my life. I found that if you want to truly have it then you first need to define it. Whether this is through experimentation or simply observation doesn't matter, just define it. It certainly makes seeking it out much easier. I know what makes me happy.
Promise .
All too often this word is used by people too lightly. I never use this word unless I mean it. To date in my life I have broken only 8 promises and they were out of my control. Hard to believe? You believing me isn't a requirement of the truth. If you make a promise to me, no matter what it is, you better keep it or forget you met me.
I'm old school. I enjoy life all the time. I like to go out and dance, have a great time, and be social, but above all I like to make people laugh. I make people do it often and I will be doing just that till the day I die.
I respect those that respect me. I respect people that be themselves, that don't lie, cheat, or deceive. I have been in love 3 times. I know what love is.
I admire beautiful women and I am brutally honest about it. If I see a good looking girl, I tell her. If you aren't good looking I'll tell you that as well. Unsurpassed brutal honesty, one of my great qualities.
Projects:
- Ghettobillies Tribute. Last Update: Currently in Process.
- robholmes.name UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Age Old Questions Answered:
Q. What is the meaning to life?
A. Too Live.