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About Me

I (sometimes) admit when I am wrong (rare)
I have told people to hit ctrl-alt-delete twice real quick when in chat rooms to open a special window. This works while reading myspace.com also.
I make fun of anything and everything, this includes you but also includes me.
I don't think anything can shock me anymore, but I would revel in listening to someone try.
I have a prosthetic leg and yes, I can whip it off and beat you over the head with it as my friends are fond of asking. :P
I love making people around me laugh.
I hate people who are phony and fake. This does not include lying, go ahead and lie just do it well.
Don't do it to my face.
If you do, then please follow the next instruction:
Hit alt-f4 right now.
The above sounds really agitated and jaded. Maybe I am...just a touch (else I wouldn't even be on here, right?) but in reality, I just like to joke around.
AIM ID "xtangyape"
I wish I knew wtf was going on here:
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pirates, Owls, and PirateOwls.

I dig the 360 and yes, yes my Gamertag is Spankface so cue up all the "I got somethin fer ya ta spank" and "spank my face Spankface" jokes. ARRR:

My Blog

Cosby!

Rudy! Theo! Thank you for the puddin!Cosbees
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 13:34:00 GMT

Astronaughty

I'm sure you've seen this story about the crazy astronaut lady. Basically a love triangle story where Lisa Nowak, a Nasa astronaut, drives from Houston to Florida with a DIAPER on so she wouldn'...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 13:30:00 GMT

I just stepped in some Wonder Showzen, ewwwww....

Tonight. 9:30pm MTV2. New episodes of Wonder Showzen. It's sick and twisted which means I love it. It's seriously like Sesame Street on crack. http://www.mtv2.com/#wondershowzen
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:52:00 GMT

RATTLE RATTLE THUNDER CLATTER BOOM BOOM BOOM

THE NOISE LEVEL IN MY OFFICE IS SO BAD THAT I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR ANYONE TO HEAR ME. THEY ARE REMODELING THE SUITE NEXT DOOR AND THE CONSTANT HAMMERING, DRILLING, AND GENERAL NOISE LEVE...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Farewell, Old Friend

From jmsnews.com (Creator of the sci-fi show Babylon 5): "Just over a year ago, Andreas Katsulas -- who loved smoking with apassion that cannot be described -- was diagnosed with lung cancer,which by...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:52:00 GMT

Funny Shit

One of my all time favorite ads EVER, this link has the uncensored Terry Tate Office Manager clips. THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN WHOO WHOO! Oh and this reporter.... what an idiot... haha
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 14:51:00 GMT

I will never understand Japanese culture

The hell? And why does my boy James Brown make a cameo in this thing?
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:10:00 GMT

The Old Fella in 205A

I had surgery the Monday after Thanksgiving and followed that up with 10 days in the hospital recovering. During my stay, I entertained several other hospital patients who were my roomates for a...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:59:00 GMT

Bad, bad Monkey!

This is why you shouldn't give candy to monkeys before you put them on tv! bah, shooshtime blocked the link, cut & paste this to download: http://videos.shooshtime.com/vids/950f32d13574db314d17af...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:41:00 GMT

Looks dirty, but....oh wait a minute!

Oh yeah!
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:43:00 GMT