This is a fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little.. |
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Once upon a time in ...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:49:00 PST |
So...where ya from??? |
A girl from New York and a girl from the west coastwere seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from New York, being friendly and all said,"So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a p...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:04:00 PST |
The Life Of An Italian Child |
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THE LIFE OF AN ITALIAN CHILD
1. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a fun...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:59:00 PST |
My Mother Taught Me... |
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray t...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:50:00 PST |
WorDs tO LiVe By... |
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly , Love truly , Laugh uncontrollably ,
And never regret anything that made you smile. ...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST |
FriEnDs vs. ItALiaN FRiEndS |
FRIENDS VS ITALIAN FRIENDS
Friends: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents.
Italian Friends: Move out when they're 28, having saved for that nice house and are a week away ...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:11:00 PST |
NaTuRaL HiGHs! |
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower.4. No lines at the supermarket.5. A special glance.6. Getting mail.
7. Taking...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST |
BattLe oF ThE SeXeS |
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST |
He's Using 4 Letter Words!! |
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said hermother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
Oh, mama," she replied, "...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST |
Thats right...A METS fan!! |
A first grade teacher in New York explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan.She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yanksfans.Everyone in the class raises their hand except ...
Posted by ♥Mrs. Laura Babez♥ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:09:00 PST |
