The hanging ivy |
A roach crawled out of my hanging ivy. He looked at me and said: "Quick, what's 14 times 7?" and while I was thinking about it he slipped into my finest dress and flew out the window. When...
Posted by Suspicious Activity? on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Answers.com Creative Writing Contest Entry |
I remember the salad days when, like fifth column expatriates, we would abscond to the Kew Gardens to flee the f...
Posted by Suspicious Activity? on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:16:00 PST |
Concerning genetics |
A fish named Seamore Morrisey dreams about swimming in the sky.
He has fallen in love with a schizophrenic dove who believes that Seamore is an excommunicated alien from the pseudo-planet Pluto.
She w...
Posted by Suspicious Activity? on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:40:00 PST |
a sweet and lovely poem |
Everyone else laughed at the naked fat man who danced on stage,
So I did too.
We could see his flopping genitals, which happened to be incredibly small, or maybe they just looked small because they we...
Posted by Suspicious Activity? on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:55:00 PST |
